Date men and women from United States / California / Berkeley, 85 year old

Date a soulmate from California, United States. This is sort of tough...I think I'm still nice (and younger) looking and always take care of my looks and apparel. I' m funny, and intellectually and culturally aware. I have a well-rounded sense of humour, and really appreciate true wit. I have a good deal of patience, but dishonesty or meanness in any relationship can really make me upset. I am still very much interested in a physical relationship of some kind, and am willing to explore a physical and intellectual union with a guy who is loving and adventurous. It would really delight me if he could cook and likes "California Cuisine". The martini up, single malt Scotch, and good wine are pleasant too. I've been living in Berserkely since I came down here for graduate school decades ago and love the SF Bay area and no other place seems to suit me as well for literate, creative, witty and liberal people and the milleu they create.
HEY, NOTE:I'm not your Whistler's or your mother's or grandmother's, or ex-wife's 82, I look, think and behave a LOT younger, and that's an honest appraisal, AND I sure wish you guys were more HONEST about your age etc., Stop shaving off 10 or even 20 years, you're just as sexy at 80 (even some of you at 88 !!) for us gals over 60, any younger, you're deceiving yourself, unless they want a sugar daddy and you're able and willing to provide same. SORRY about the lecture,guys, but there's no fool... well,you know the rest of the maxim... come on over here, babe, I know just how to appreciate a good man.