Date men from United States / California / San Clemente, 25 year old

Date a guy from San Clemente, United States. What are the things in life you are most passionate about? I want to know about you. I want to know who is on here looking to get laid LOL! I'm just looking for some one who needs a friend to get ome release!

Meet single boy from San Clemente, United States. Well i'm a "normal" guy, i to have fun with my friends and family they mean alot to me. I love my life as part time student and part time private security life is chill. I like to think i'm working hard, but i know i play even harder.
I'm pretty proud of my time in the U.S. Marine Crops. When i got out i treated my self to a backpacking tour of europe to see the nicer parts of the world. What i got out of it was that, i found out more of i am and a few things that i want to do with the rest of my life.
What i'm looking for is someone special to spend my time with. Someone down to earth, and somone who will laugh a most of my jokes. Someone who will keep up with me or someone i'll have to work even harder to keep up them. I'm not too picky, all i want to do is make someone smile, and I'm pretty good at it too!!

Date a boy from San Clemente, United States. My good qualities: My first good quality is actually a negative quality. So a lot of women say, “I’m up for anything.” I just want to make it clear that I’m NOT up for anything. If we are sitting around and I say, “Do you want to go to the movies?” You say “Sure I’m up for anything.” Then I say, “Or we could go to the beach?” You say, “Sure I’m up for anything.” And then I reply, “Well I was thinking we could also hurl our bodies into oncoming traffic.” You say, “Sure I’m up for anything.” I might raise my eyebrow at that one. Another good quality is that I drive very far distances without getting tired so if we ever went on a date that was really far away you could sleep in the passenger seat and I could drive the whole time and then you could wake up and be like oh wow we’re here already that was fast and I’m still up for anything.
Bad qualities: I can’t cook, but I’ll order the sh*t out of some wings and pizza. A lot of times people come over and eat my wings and pizza and they say, “Damn, this is good, did you order this?”
Things I’m good at: watching Sports Center on my couch, making pb&j sandwiches then putting them in plastic bags with my name on it and eating them for lunch at a later time possibly when I’m sitting on my couch watching Sports Center
Things I think I’m good at: singing country songs at karaoke, singing rock songs at karaoke, singing hip hop songs at karaoke, singing in the shower, singing in the car, singing in the rain, writing funny match profiles
Things I’m bad at: I was a waiter once and I spilled a beer on a baby on her birthday and the family told me I was a really bad waiter so yeah I’m bad at waiting tables and have been in retirement for years, writing serious match profiles

Things I like: politically incorrect jokes, jokes that are incorrect about politicians, jokes that politicians would find incorrect, and when you’re at a restaurant and the whole wait staff comes out and sings their restaurants version of the birthday song to someone on their birthday
Other things I like: When girls say they “love to laugh” on their profile. Honestly, who doesn’t like laughing? I mean has anyone ever complained about laughing? I am waiting to find the first match profile that says “I hate laughing” or “Laughing makes me sad” and then I am going to laugh at it for three minutes.
Things I’ve actually done: worked on a political campaign (Gov. Bob McDonnell in VA), coached wrestling, worked at a hedge fund, played college football.
Other things I’ve done: I had a really long beard once. I lost a burrito eating contest once.
Things I haven’t done in a long time: been skiing, been to church, skied to church, left church early to go skiing, chewed bubble tape, drank a surge, drank a slurpee or a big gulp that was surge flavored
All kidding aside, I’m currently a Marine Infantry Officer. I'm from Richmond, VA and I moved to California to work at Camp Pendleton. My job is very physically and mentally demanding. As a result, I try to be relaxed, fun, and humorous in my private life. I pride myself on my work ethic, leadership ability, public speaking, and my capacity for analytic, intelligent thought. I question many things and live my life with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. Furthermore, the values of commitment, honor, and integrity provide the foundation of my life. That being said I was also raised to be a gentleman. My parents taught me to say "yes sir/ ma'am" and show everyone respect. In any case, being new to California, I don’t know a lot of people out here. I love Washington DC sports- the Nats, Redskins, Capitals, and Wizards, which I'm sure has a huge following 2500 miles away from the nation's capital, haha. I am a big guy 6’ 2”, 225 lbs, kind of a lean teddy bear. I work out a lot, don't have a choice there. Anyhow, have fun, be safe. If you like the profile, wink and I'll email you.

Meet a soulmate from San Clemente, United States. I'm very driven and know what I want from life. I'm doing what I love and have had the good fortune to accomplish all the major goals in my life thus far.
I'm looking for a girl who can keep up with my active lifestyle but also knows how to relax. Due to my job, my schedule can be fairly erratic and I need a girl who is independent and can deal with some time alone once in a while. One of the biggest things I'm looking for though, is the ability to actually have a conversation about meaningful things.
If we do talk, please don't mistake my directness for rudeness. I have never been one for playing games and don't see the point in doing so. If you are a girl who likes to play games and be indecisive, I can tell you right now, we won't get along. If you think you fit into the category I described above, I would love to hear from you. It's ok to break the social construct and contact me first if you're interested...