Date women from United States / California / Rancho Santa Fe, 37 year old

Date a woman from United States. 1) To get your special lady in the mood - Saxophone or Keytar?
2) What do you think about women with ugly feet? Very long claw-like bony toes in particular.
3) Would you pose for my 2013 Centar Calendar? I want centars from all around the world!!
4) What's creepier to see in someones house...a lifelike celebrity wax figure or a taxidermy animal?
5) Swans or Doves?
6) Would you grow a handlebar mustache and shave a large bald spot on your head for our couples Halloween costume?
7) If you're going bald, have you ever used or thought about using latisse?
8) Carefree/happy heavy set woman or obsessive compulsive slender/fit woman.
9) Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 5 how weird you are.
10) For ONE MILLION DOLLARS would you spend one night with Robert Redford?
11) Favorite movie quote?
Mine - "I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God!!"
and/or
"I guess I'm supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers."