Date single man from Hollywood Riviera, United States. The worst thing about being a single male.... putting the thing back on the other thing and getting it to fit after I wash it. I think I'm putting the duvet on the comforter or it could be the other way around. Whatever it is, I always feel like I've been waterboarded when I'm done.
I am a good listener except during major sporting events. I can burn incense, listen to Beethoven and watch football at the same time. I just had a major eye opening experience. I had a manicure during the first half of a NFL playoff game and the world didn't come to an end..
Dogs are my weakness. I love their doginess. I am the Anti Dog Whisperer. I can watch as hundreds of people get slaughtered in a movie and not bat an eye, but cry like a baby when one dog dies.
Music is my other love. I celebrate the incredible funkiness of Prince. Now that's bass and drums .And Bob Marley. I still love his music and rituals.
If there are 4 words to describe me they are loyal, kind, sensitive and generous.
I'm really shy in brick and mortar situations. If a lady starts talking to me at a Vons or a Starbucks I'll ask her to e mail me first to break the ice.
Timing is everything. Sometimes my timing could be better. I was sunbathing in the nude in my backyard on the day the Google Earth Satellite took their photo of my neighborhood. And the one time I tried auto-eroticism my ex threw me a surprise party.( No worries.. I had a spotter Also, I went camping by myself recently in the wilderness and the tent next to me had a banner up saying " Welcome Serial Killers-2011 Convention."
I have this theory about online dating...
The first few months you feel like a kid in a candy shop.. So many choices.. After about 3 months you'll get a bit jaded. After 6 months you can become cynical.. After a year you will consider turning gay. ( Joke.. you're either born gay or straight.) It can be a lifestyle choice but even then you have to be predisposed or very drunk
No tea party-far right Republicans please. Your're inane and vote against your own self interests. Moderate Republicans are fine, although I'm not sure there are any left. If you think Sarah Palin's The Bomb we are not a match. She's the perfect antidote for an erection. If I watch her for more than 5 minutes I can easily become a misogynist.
I'm really into diet and fitness. I've been a vegetarian for over 20 years. It makes me sad to see people ( especially young people) let themselves go and become obese. Exercise is a huge part of my life.
Only 75 percent of women on this site show cleavage ....what happened to the other 25 percent? Come on. Man up. Joke.
Things that make me mad..When I drop my iPhone or spill wine on my laptop.
Pet Peeves- Women holding a firearm in a pic. Foreign women who say they enjoyed reading my "ad." Women leaning unnaturally against trees. Women holing dead fish..And people who pay by check for a cup of coffee at Starbucks.
My FICIO scores are all over 800. A high FICIO score is the new aphrodisiac .
It you made it this far you must be a voracious reader or need a hobby.