Date men from United States / California / Burlingame, 26 year old

Date a soulmate from California, United States. I'm cool, calm, collected and confident. Please read my profile, it's the least you can do. Anyone up for a SHARKS game?
I'm a nice guy who has an edge. I know what I want in life and I'm working towards my career goals. Take a chance and get to know me...I don't bite, hard. ;) I just want someone who makes me happy and likes to have fun and enjoy my company. Most of the time you can find me at giants games or a lake near by.
People say I'm funny but I do know when to be serious and be real with people. I'm a leader and a follower, I know how to have a good time and make things fun for everyone.
So take a chance...what's the worst that can happen? We become friends? That's not such a bad thing.

Meet someone special from California, United States. I'll save a narrative for a time I'm not communicating through text. Until then, here are some facts about me:
Life achievements: bowling backwards and picking up a spare, running a five-minute mile, passing the first round qualification for Jeopardy, meeting my best friend in 1st grade and still hanging with him at age 26, and falling out of a plane at 13,000 feet above sea level.
Future goals: be my own boss, fight the good fight, hike Mt. Whitney, find the moving rocks in Death Valley, play the guitar well enough to impress somebody, and live long enough to judge others fairly.
I'm the oldest of three siblings. I didn't used to believe that meant anything, other than I rode shotgun on family road trips, but now I hope that I can give my brother and sister the best advice I have. I don't think I'm old enough to give them proper wisdom, so advice will have to do.
My career is one of the most important things in my life. If I choose to work at something for 8 hours a day for 5 days a week, I better be as damn good at it as I can.
During the week, I'm a homebody. The weekend is time to get out and adventure. I'm not a party person, but happy hour is a good time. I grew up in the country, so I'm in the process of making up for the 18 years I lived in a place that lacked culture: museums, zoos, films (good ones and bad), urban exploration, that sort of thing. I'm currently searching for the best elevator/view in the Bay Area (leads or recommendations are welcome). That said, living in the country taught me that one of the best skills a person could have is making their own fun.
I'm a reader. The best way to slow me down is to place a newsstand or used bookstore between my destination and I. I would like to claim that I read the finest literature, but that would be a lie.
I think life is a gradual disillusionment, and you begin to see past the hustlers and their schemes as you get older. However, I'm still incredibly vulnerable to advertising. I will buy something because it has a cool logo. I don't drink wine, but I will if it has a picture of a fire-breathing bear on the bottle.
Hyperbole is one of my favorite playthings. Case in point: I recently explained to a coworker that Red Lobster's cheddar biscuits are humanity's best, greatest, and most pure achievement. Said coworker disagreed, so I informed them that they probably had no soul, and to consult a priest, monk, or other holy person as needed. This resulted in an informal complaint being filed against me. I hope to elevate it to a formal one, so that an HR clerk somewhere has to open a file under "C" for "Cheddar Biscuits."
Who I'm looking for:
A beautiful woman is good, but a clever woman is better and harder to find. Do you have an interesting story? I'd like to hear it. If it makes me laugh, hey, that's way cooler. I dig a woman who is a little sarcastic. Also, a woman who has at least one geeky obsession they probably wouldn't mention the first time they meet somebody. If you're that woman, then drop me a line!