Date men from United States / California / Tarzana, 26 year old

Date someone special from United States. Well... I'm not really looking for anything but I can tell you about some things that I have, and some things that I want to have. Too.. Just a few things.. For me.
A big house on the beach, a condo here or there in foreign countries. A big ass boat so I can take all my friends on and go really fast so they all think I'm really f'ing cool. A bunch of cool cars, another bigger house with animals and a bunch of land with tigers and cool sh*t like that. Money, tons of money. More than anyone can spend... An entourage of people that do everything for me. A big ass yacht to match my bad ass boat. Some trucks and dirt bikes, quads-atv's. Dirt bike tracks on my land. Never pay taxes, start my own charity. Go on vacation to exotic places and discover underwater caves. A chain of fusion restaurants, and a day dedicated to me in a third world country because I made a difference.
I might be leaving a few things out but it's a fair list of accomplishments. I think so... So now if you have read this far, congratulations... I hope you have a sense of humor. Cause I do :-)