Date men from United States / Alabama / Pelham, 41 year old

Date single man from United States. I have a lot to offer the right person. The first thing you will learn about me is I'm very interesting and funny. I hated school but I love to learn, so I have lots of useless knowledge in my head. I can crack you up at any given moment and have a sharp, witty, sarcastic sense of humor. I'm Legit. That means I work, have a house and car and most of my teetth. I do not lie,cheat or steal and expect the same from my partner. If your looking for intelligent conversation and a good catch, read on. I enjoy nice meals at nice restaurants and I don't complain about the price afterwards. I'm extremely positive and I hate negative,ignorant closed minded people. I have rythum and I can move. Clothes. I know how to dress. I wear very nice shirts,jeans and shoes when I go out and if you hit the club in flip flops and no make up, we probably won't get along. Intelligence. I've got it. I have taught myself how to start and run a business, and how to invest my money successfuly. I can cook. I only eat healthy. I can make the best fish and shrimp you've ever dreamed of. I love music and I won't hurt your ears when I sing. I love modern rock,alternative, some hip hop & rap.I've been all over the world and U.S. so I've been exposed to many cultures and have seen many things. I love cars, reading,games,pool,the beach,ebay,flea markets and so much more. I make the Dos Equis man look boring.

Meet a man from United States. I have all my teeth and bathe daily,looking for the same on planet Earth not on another planet only here both mind and body to give me complete picture of whats real and whats not attainable thank you for reading my post

Date someone special from United States. Hello and thank you for reading my profile
I am looking for a confident, caring, and compassionate woman to experience the life that come our way. I am gentle excitable,quiet and very romantic man. I love to spend an evening at home relaxing watch a movie as well as a night out at the porch watching the stars and the moon I find is very difficult to describe a woman that I am looking fore here as she could be short, tall, skinny, athletic curby if I pique your interest inbox me your contact details for better conversation or any variation as i care mostly for who she is in her heart
I am looking for someone to enjoy life together in at relation ship be the best friends. I am very caring, passionate easy going down to eart, adventurous and have fun doing anything.
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Meet a soulmate from United States. Im a pretty average guy. I do not play head games. I believe honesty and loyalty are two of the best qualities a person can have. I have tattoos and i shave my head . My IQ is in the top 1% but i have done my share of dumb things.I will do almost anything to help someone in need , and absolutely everything for my family and loved ones. I have a sarcastic and sometimes silly sense of humor. I love watching movies. I dont really like peanut butter. I place more value on quality then quantity. I think clowns are creepy and avoid them at all costs 8^). I am a very hard worker and i am good at what i do. I have 2 ferrets. My mom is battling cancer and is my hero. I like slightly burnt popcorn. I feel like our country discards its elderly and does not do enough to help them. I seldom spell check. I will pull my car over to help a turtle accross the road. I think cops and teachers should be 2 of the highest paid proffessions. I am adopted. I believe toillet paper should roll from the top and will correct improperly installed rolls. Haha. I love God but do not go to church as much as i should. I would rather watch a movie than a tv show. I love college football, GO DAWGS. I am far from perfect but am always trying to be a better person. I do not expect you to be perfect.

Date single man from Pelham, United States. neat & organized , like home repair & improvement, like being outdoors , open minded ,look for the best in things,I dont read much but like finding out in online , looking for a lady very similar to me

Meet a man from Pelham, United States. About me......
Well, first and foremost, I'm a friend for life. I forgive and forget and move on. Life is way too short to hold grudges or keep bringing up things that don't matter. My friends consider me a very caring person and there's nothing I won't do for a friend. I'm very handy and enjoy doing a little bit of everything and because of that, I help other people out as much as possible. I've been knocked down several times, but each time, I get right back up and brush myself off. Perseverance is the key. Don't EVER give up (at least until someone calls the cops).
I'm just a guy trying hard to impress a girl!!
Looking for someone that I can spend the rest of my life with. Someone that will still hold my hand when we are old and we can be that cute old couple that you see walking in the mall and you can tell they are still madly in love. I have a lot of love to give someone. Passion and chivalry are under-rated. There needs to be more of it and a LOT of it. A lady deserves to be treated like a lady and put on a pedestal, but at the same time, every relationship is 100/100. I didn't say 50/50, because I believe both people need to be contributing 100%. To me, a relationship is about how I make the other person feel. If I have left you feeling good about yourself, like you're the most important person on earth and you know that I am totally in love with you, then I am happy.
You will probably find other guys that are more attractive. They will probably have lots of money and look like they stepped out of a GQ magazine. My question is this....will they listen to EVERY word you say? Will they rub your feet at the end of the day when it's been hard? Will they draw you a bubble bath and take care of the other stuff so you can relax? Will they be there just to hold you when all you want to do is cry and, secretly, plot ways to kill whomever it was that made you cry? LOL (Couldn't resist). I will!!
I'm just a guy trying hard to impress a girl!!
Do you want the fairy tale?

Date someone special from Pelham, United States. The Box.
Yes, THE box.
The box where you write something so magical and wonderful that someone instantly becomes attracted to you and wants nothing more than to meet you as soon as possible. THAT box.
Write about yourself. Write about what you want. Say something funny. Say something sweet. Make them laugh. Make them smile. Make them love you. Make them feel what you feel.
Show your confidence. But don’t be too confident. Be humble. Be smart. Be charming. Be sensible.
Don’t be aggressive. Don’t be passive. Don’t say too much. Don’t say too little.
Be new age. Be old school. Be all you can be…oh, wait, that’s The Army.
Hello, Mr. Box. We meet again. This time, I’m bringing my A game. I’ve written sensible before. I’ve written smart. I’ve written funny. I’ve written sweet and charming. Heck, I even tried moody and complicated. I’ve tried them all in an attempt to never, ever have to write in here again but, alas, I find myself facing you down, once again searching for that just-right-thing-to-say.
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Huh? Oh..sorry…you caught me writing what I was thinking for a second there. My apologies to any and all boxes needing filled out across this vast internet. The above wordage was uncalled for and rude of me. Now, on to the task at hand.
Me: Silly. Smart. Faithful. One-in-at-least-a-few-thousand. Kind of handsome, in a kind-of-handsome-ish way. Prone to overuse hyphens. Comfortable in his own skin. Likes to make people smile. Knows stuff about stuff. And other stuff. Complicated, yet simple. Like a cheap wine that somehow won a wine-tasting competition.
You: Well, I don’t know you. Shall we remedy that?

Meet a soulmate from Pelham, United States. I'm just looking for someone with similar interests as mine to get to know and see where it leads. I like to travel and try to stay active. I don't have a particular type of girl that I'm looking for. Like I sais earlier, just looking for someone with similar interests as mine to get to know and see where it leads.