Date men from United States / Alabama / Pelham, 48 year old
Date a soulmate from Pelham, United States. Here is where I am supposed to try to convince you how wonderfully charming, intelligent, funny, sincere, classy, good looking, honest and objective and humble I am. I am not going to attempt that as, no matter what I write, ultimately those are all things you will have to find out and be the judge of yourself.
So, I will just give my top 10 reasons why you should respond:
10. I can’t recall the exact number of years, months and days since my only divorce.
9. You are the kind of person that when you say you are going to do something you do it.
8. If you don’t fall madly in love with me I will understand and still be your friend if you want. I am really easy to get rid of if you decide you are not interested.
7. You appreciate a man who is strong enough to stand his ground when required, mature enough to give in when wrong or it doesn’t matter, and wise enough to admit it and apologize when he gets the two confused.
6. You prefer someone who is open, communicative, caring, fit, creative, romantic, passionate (and creatively romantically passionate)
5. You are not in denial and are emotionally honest (at least with yourself) about, and otherwise know who you are and what you want/need professionally, physically, sexually, socially, spiritually, and financially
4. I didn’t type in all caps
3. I decided to let you decide for yourself instead of futilely trying to use my profile to convince you how charming, intelligent, funny, sincere, classy, good looking, honest and objective and humble I am
2. I know it is best to listen and care instead of fixing and solving
1.5 The Doc is encouraged that my new meds appear to be working as I no longer believe I am the reincarnation of Letterman nor am I afraid of the postal service anymore. However, I do still see that jeep and those unmarked postal cars everywhere I go and I think they still may be following me.
1. If you don’t respond, you will never know what you might have might have missed
The top 10 reasons you should NOT respond to my profile:
10. Your mom looked through and picked out my profile for you
9. Your Rice Crispies or some other voice told you to
8. You really liked the picture you saw on my profile
7 You prefer men who cheat on you, beat you, take your money or stick you with the bills
6. You are overly concerned about “image” and will sacrifice substance if something enhances your “style" (see #7)
5. Because you are a Capricorn, an ETMJ, an autumn, a sanguine, a turtle, or fit into some other category on someone’s magic scale that says we are a match
4 You have an overly inflated ego about your appearance for which there is no rational basis. You decided to try this because in the real world decent guys that are as good looking as you (think you) are, the ones you deserve, never ask you out or want to date you and thus you spend a lot of time whining (to yourself or friends). Ring, Ring, Reality calling, it’s for you dear…
3 You are overly self centered and consistently expect more from your counterparts in relationships than you have to offer and/or are willing to give
2 You are really sexy and think you really like me and want to meet me, but you just joined another dating site which will require my credit card number to write you
1.8. You want to prove or replace something or get even with someone
1.6 You might be getting a divorce soon and you want to go ahead and start working on your next one
1.4 You need some positive male attention and are using this as a form of online therapy as you are afraid and/or have no intention to actually ever meet anyone this way
1.2 You are already "juggling" more than 5 guys on match.com and you are adding more to the sample daily.
And, the #1 reason you should not write me is: When people who know you use the terms flighty or flakey in reference to you they are not talking about your bird or pie crust
I do the realize the role of physical attraction, Photo provided on request
Meet a man from Pelham, United States. I am an open minded, professional white male that knows how to have a good time while being polite and courteous. I enjoy good conversation, romance and friendship. Looking for the same. I am passionate about my work and get tremendous fulfillment from my job.
Date single man from Pelham, United States. Driven individual looking to make a special connection with someone who will take a life journey. Am I a 200 characters yet? Nope so I have to wsrite some more. I am on my way to church tonight so I dont have time to finish this now. Come back later for serious effort.
Meet someone special from Pelham, United States. I have had an incredible life up to this point and I know there are better days to come. I would enjoy meeting someone with common interests and desires. Trust is critical. I am a good man who enjoys living a good life. Just so you know, I have gotten my self into the gym on a regular basis and 20 pounds lighter than most of my photos. I have same profile name at the yellow smiley face.
