Date men from United States / California / Walnut Creek, 29 year old

Date single boy from Walnut Creek, United States. After reading through a few profiles it would seem that every other girl on here is looking for a "good guy with a great sense of humor who can make her laugh and loves his family". Are there guys on here that are putting "bad guy with no humor who will make you cry and hates his family"?! If there are please send me a link to their profiles so I can report them as possible organ thieves. =P
Lol aaaaanyways, here some random facts about me. aaaaand go!
- If your profile says you are seeking a man with a good job and a nice car then look no further! Also your standards are way too low so we should have a chat about that...
- Currently obsessed with Crossfit and competing in various local competitions. Between training and work, time is a little tight so my ideal girl is one who's not scared of the occasional workout. Yay you get a free personal trainer!
- For some reason ever since I was little I've enjoyed jumping out and scaring people. Lol my sisters may be slightly traumatized because of me.
- I love to smoke crack rocks. Haha jk. Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention. I am pretty into rock climbing lately though.
- I have a Computer Science degree so I'm a certified nerd.
- I think the movies Elf and Megamind are hilarious. If you saw them and didn't think they were funny than I hate you. Please stop reading my profile now. =P
- I once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt.

Meet someone special from Walnut Creek, United States. Not one to sit on the sidelines and see life pass. I love discovering different places, people, ideas, views and food/drinks everywhere.
Originally from Detroit, but consider the Bay Area my home now. A good Italian and Polish boy with a close family raised to be head strong/smart. I try to make it back at least once a year to see family and friends, or we plan trips to meet somewhere in its place.
I like being active, going out in SF/the Bay, trying new restaurants, and taking advantage of outdoor activities. Just as happy spending a relaxing night home cooking good food, sharing a glass of wine, and watching a movie.
I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh, share conversation, and be adventurous with. Someone intelligent, ambitious, humble, cute, and is different in all the right ways. I'm not looking to change anyone, or them me. But want to find the right girl, where be both have many things in common and we build something with. In the end, I think its all about chemistry.
Let's see where it goes...