Date men from United States / California / Hermosa Beach, 29 year old

Date someone special from United States. I decided to list my top reasons what makes you UNDATEABLE...If you do not fit these then I would date you.
-Women who force you to watch television shows like The Hills, The Kardashians and the worst film ever made “Sex And The City” are UNDATEABLE.
-Chics who have too much collagen in their lips look like someone just punched them in their mouth…which makes them UNDATEABLE.
-Chics who have a raspy voice sound kinda manly, and that means we can’t talk sexy on the phone. So that makes you UNDATEABLE!
-Chic’s who believe in equal rights, yet are too cheap to help out if they’re needed, are UNDATEABLE. I have strong dislike for a cheap women…Don’t you?
-Showcasing tattoos across your neck and chest, looking like a Jesse James broad would prompt me to tell you to go screw yourself. And, that means YOU’RE UNDATEBABLE!
-If a women stays at your house overnight and when she leaves you to discover that she’s left make-up all over your pillow (like a clown was in your bed) is UNDATEABLE.
-Any women who buys jewelry from Forever 21 has no class, and that means they’re UNDATEABLE.
-Any female who has a cold sore is definitely UNDATEABLE!!!
-Women who wear padded bras and padded panties is evil. Know why? Because they’re an illusion, and that is UNDATEABLE.
-If a women doesn’t have her a own residence, her eyes are on your place (and she may be thinking of moving in), and that makes her UNDATEABLE.
-women who are privileged to sleep over at my headquarters and leave toothpaste in the sink and on the mirror are UNDATEABLE.
-Women who come over all the time and never bring you gifts (yet I give you flowers, so why are your hands always dangling empty?) You’re inconsiderate and cheap and you’re not thinking about me…that makes you UNDATEABLE.
-Finally Women who can’t make a decent sandwich, and a glass of lemonade or juice to wash it down, are UNDATEABLE.