Date men and women from United States / California / West Hollywood, 30 year old

Date someone special from United States. First off, I am primarily here because whenever I am in possession of a popsicle, the "gurls" I am meeting continually melt it....oh oh oh oh oh...oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. And I like popsicles, and it frustrates me. Thank you Katy Perry for getting the word out about this problem.
I am pretty excited my DateSpark idea was approved on here. I can't tell you how many things have been denied on this profile.
Just so you know, I was going to have my profile name be MagicMike2012 but I was afraid I would get too many messages. I also don't know any magic tricks.
Continuing on, "I have a wide stance" is probably one of the greatest quotes in American political history, check that, WORLD political history, wait check that...just history, one of the greatest things uttered by a human being.
Also, I am so 2000 and late.
Why did I create this profile? I have no idea. I thought it would be fun to see who would pay to contact me. I command a premium. Also, LA is really expensive and I need to find a significant other to live with soon so I can get a nicer place.
Let me talk about a couple of frustrations on this site. I think it's unfair that you cannot select "Married" as your relationship status. Also, for best feature, they were all physical, why was emotional intelligence not on there? Is this a site for superficial people? I don't want my EQ to go unnoticed.
Ok, getting serious for a sec, I think this could be a cool way to meet someone new. Why close off a channel to meet people?
Just be cool, nice and have a sense of humor. Optimistic personalities are a huge plus and intelligence is pretty important. You don't have to be a rocket scientist, just at least be intellectually curious.
Oh and a few things about me. From Chicago, lived in Seattle for a few years, and have been in LA for about five years now. I work hard, I am a happy person and enjoy life, I like to debate but in a cordial way. My curiosity has sent me on a lifelong quest to know everything. I probably won't get there but I'll try. I love learning about people. Music is a big part of my life; I play, watch, listen, write. It may be a surprise but I joke around a lot and am really into comedy. You can find me watching standup or improv pretty often. And finally, I have a goal of qualifying for the Boston Marathon someday, so I'm running a bit to try and get there.
There are a lot of cool things about me but you have to meet me to find out. SUSPENSE!
Finally, if Rush Limbaugh is your moral compass....I don't mean that you have a conservative viewpoint, that's OK if you at least can talk about it intelligently, I am specifically saying that Rush Limbaugh embodies the way you think about life and humanity. But if Rush Limbaugh is your moral compass then I ask you to do two things and I am going to say this in the nicest way possible. First, I want you to not message me or contact me because it just won't work and then I want you to do society a favor and shoot yourself in the face.
Have a good day!

Meet a man from United States. I’m great with kids and old people. I used to teach Lego Robotics to grade schoolers, and before that I ran the TV station at a retirement community. While I won’t say anything bad about either of those gigs, I will say I’m much happier these days. I’m a writer, and it’s still kind of surreal to me that I make a living doing what I love. I started making movies at 11, so this was a long time in the making.
I'm from Northern California, but happy to call LA home these days. The traffic is a drag, but it's always BBQ weather (which is good, because my oven sucks).
I’m looking for someone who is interested in things. You can be passionate about music, travel, food, art, or whatever. Just be curious about the world around you, and have things that excite you. I want to learn about new things.
I'm going to keep this brief, so there's still some mystery here. Send me a message.

Date single man from United States. Can you handle always smiling or blushing, confidence and having a great laugh often? Then we should meet for Jamba Juice or something. What do you say?
People who know me tend to say by day Jimmy Neutron and by night Suge Knight is my alter ego. A great sense of humor is something that comes natural for me... I won't bore you, in all I am a good man deep down and I think most would say so, I know everyone feels they are one of a kind But I feel my spirit and energy are pretty undeniable if you spend any time with me .. So one of a kind I am!
A few things about me: I am very determined, successful but have a confident yet humble demeanor, also I am very educated and have two amazing daughters from the same mother that I fly to the NC to see on a monthly basis, I would define myself as a very well rounded person. Not expecting you to have a grad degree but please be well informed and know what's going on around you in world. While being attractive might get you through the door substance, personality, and humor is what I am looking for. I was born and raised in Los Angeles. During the week I'm in slacks and fitted button-ups however my Jordan's, jeans and a hoody make me comfortable. If you ask me how I'm doing I?ll say I'm Amazing... I'm a firm believer your attitude determines your altitude, while I live my life stress free all the time. In my younger life I visited Hotel California on more than one occasion, once for a period of time.
A few things I?d like my match to consist of: Someone very green and loyal, she goes to Church more than just on the holidays. A social smoker is attractive. Sephora has to be her hot spot and if she snowboards even better. She has to love meat, vegetarians/vegans need not apply.
My goal on this site is to build authentic relationships, whether that be a lifetime partner or friendships, that all depends on the woman.