Date men and women from United States / California / Ukiah, 58 year old

Date men and women from Ukiah, United States. Well I re-looked at my profile I decided it was way too serious. So now I am pressing the delete key on the previous serious things expound on what's really important. So if I get off-base, let me know. Now, I am thinking about Profile 3.0.
I live in Ukiah. Previously for a few weeks, my profile said I lived in Sonoma County because I put in the wrong zip code. That actually might be a good mistake because this is a small town with a small-town ambiance. Specifically, just about everybody knows everybody else.
MYSELF: Heck, DanskSvoemmer is as close as I can get in English to DanishSwimmer. I like going places I haven't been before. A few weeks ago I went to British Columbia. I saw big lakes and surprisingly, Canadians. They speak English very well and like many different things-- especially if it has alcohol in it. The Canadian border guards took my car apart to the extent that I didn't know the car actually did come apart at those places. It's a Honda sedan; meanwhile, giant RV's were waved right through. An American on a motorcycle, looked at my car for 5 minutes then turned around went back to the USA. When I was up there, I was ready for Sasquatch-- I kept my camera out-of-focus the whole time.
I look forward to meeting someone cool. Have relaxed conversations and be relaxed overall. Go on a day trip and be relaxed. Then after relaxing, relax.
The basics are that I am retired from ATT and I do swim a lot. But my personality type is that I am pretty low-key, good-natured friendly. I've got tons of friends and, if you have dry humor, communication would happen quickly. Irony is a key word. I try to keep sarcasm out of my vocabulary, but skepticism keeps creeping in--in a good way. I try to be polite; good manners were taught in my family. I have a lot of male friends We all grew up in the same neighborhood, I still talk to almost all of them. Imagine, 12 eight-year old boys all with the same strange stories. Then imagine, the stories are all true. I try not to take things too seriously, that's the main problem with adulthood, too often, things are very serious. If something is new to me, then I have an open mind about it.
I have a lot of female friends too. They like me.
Conspiracy theories crack me up. One friend I keep coming up with new ones that keep getting better. Especially, how warm can the earth and it's inhabitants really get? Don't worry about it, the Free Market will take care of it--just like it always does. I try not too get absorbed by the Internet. But there are some strange things out "there". The latest I heard is that there is a 2 Kilometer crystal tower on the moon, but, unbeknownst to the scientists of the world, nobody noticed until recently. However, NASA has photos of it, go figure. The Right-Wing Extremist-Kooks really DO spook me. Their theories get very strange...except they're armed, stocked up, locked loaded. Don't bother spending time looking it up, take my word for it, unless you're as concerned as me. I guess I'm drifting off-course.
It's difficult for a dude to say what he likes day-to-day. Well heck, we don't think about it that much. It would be nice to meet someone who would take the day trips, point out the interest points, discuss the interest points have a good time. Two adults can decide from there what they each have in common.
This Profile is a work in progress. I will be trying to think of things to paint an overall picture of myself. Recently, I saw a very short profile on this site--maybe I'll try that next. One thing I can say is that it seems much tougher to meet people than it used to be. My experience is also that it takes a little time for men and women to get to know each other. Then get used to each other. I am not really sure Match.Com fits that description, but it's a place to start.

Meet someone special from Ukiah, United States. Active, joyous happy woman. Love the outdoors, sports, anything to do with water. I enjoy golf and would like to get back into tennis.
I am retired, so I have the time to enjoy life. I feel blessed in many areas of my life. I started a pet sitting business this year, I love most animals, especially my dog.
I'm looking for a kindred soul, someone who is active, who loves to laugh, and is kind hearted. Affectionate is nice too.
I love the ocean any time of the year. I've done a lot of traveling, but there are so many more places to see.
I believe that I'm a positive person, that joy is contagious and life just keeps getting better.