Date men from United States / Alabama / Madison, 47 year old

Date a man from Alabama, United States. I like beef and cheese, I am funny lol.
If your looking for tall dark and handsum I am your man, or looking to reenact a naked rodeo, I am your man (but bring your own clowns).
Actually I am saving up for clown college as this working for a living sucks. I think magic is cool and envy Harry Potter. Would like to find someone into the Twilight Series as I too believe that your hot boyfriend defines you.
I am laughably predictable and I like camping, pool, darts, sledding, meeting new people, gingers and fun.
I would like to meet someone who is my equal, a true partner, someone who helps around the house. Cooking is optional as I find woman who can't cook and is co-dependent and needs help scrubbing the sides of the toilet very sexy.
Must have own car, insurance optional as well as the basic rudimentary knowledge of making beer, wine and shine. Able to hold up your end of the conversation and a hair to keep from getting puke on it, and of course be super hot. Business women go to the head of the line, but did I mention be really hot. Oh yeah be able to hit a golf ball off the women's tees at least 150 yards straight and mostly fawn over the 3 drunk guys on your scramble team, oh yeah look hot in golf shorts or short golf skirt and that may make the 150 requirement variable.
And if you have made it this far I want to say the "midget man of steel" totally rocks.
Jazz Hands

Meet single man from Alabama, United States. I'm gentle an kind person but also lovely firm . Who is looking for some one that Is down to earth . no matter how difficult life's problem are you can always find peace an quietness going thru the storms. I'm a realist, who also believes in having fun in everything I do . From working long hours to romance , my whole heart is envolve in what ever I do. So please ladies don't waste my time, contact me only if you are real n ready.

Date someone special from Alabama, United States. Life is awesome and it only gets better when you get the opportunity to share it with someone special. So I'm looking forward to this year being that type of year. Do you share that same view? If so, then great we're halfway there. I find myself spending most of my time between home, church and work. WOW what a life? That's not bad when you enjoy them all :-) As a matter of fact friends at work tell me I need to get out more. Like many people, sometime we have to put things on hold for awhile until the time is right. I'm looking for that beautiful woman with a heart of gold who is ready to find warm companionship, travel, spend quality time away from home sometimes, and really just become that "best friend" we've all be praying for. There's so much to talk about, but I'm going to delay that until we connect. Hey, I'm looking forward to hearing from you. Remember with God, All things are possible. Be blessed my sisters.

Meet a soulmate from Alabama, United States. Wanting to find a friend first than maybe a life partner. Age doesn't matter to me as long as we "click." Must be in good shape to keep up with me. No couch potato here, I wold much rather be outside, rain or shine.

Date a man from United States. looking for love, romanic and fun with someone that wants something special and can love. i can offer alot and want someone in my life to hold my hand and hold me at night and love me for who i am not what i can give. wanting to give my heart to someone and love them intill i die

Meet single man from United States. Professional looking for same or some one who is still in school but heading that way. I am not really into material things but ok with ladies that are. Work alot at times and strange hours. Sometimes gone for days at a time. I am not the morality police and would like the same.

Date someone special from United States. i have 2 kids that come first, so i would like to find a friend who has mutual interest! Someone who would like to express thereselve physically and spiritually.
Someone who is not afraid to express thereself, and is not into playing head games.

Meet a soulmate from United States. I feel good, im happy and i dont do games or drama. i love life and all it brings.. i expect the same from my match. thats all :)... oh, and im starting to grow hair from my ears...i promise i'll groom! hehehe... no serously, whats up with that?hmmm...:D