Date men from United States / California / Irvine, 35 year old

Date someone special from California, United States. Originally from a small town in Upstate New York. I just recently moved to North Scottsdale from California by way of Connecticut, by way of Maryland, by way of Pennsylvania, by way of ugh…Now you see why I’m single? I do miss Hermosa Beach but Scottsdale has been great, although what’s up with Old Town. Guy’s with chicken legs wearing deep Vs that only do arm curls and all the girls that wear neon sunglasses with no lenses that chase after the V-neck guys on a Tuesday night. This is not South Beach (which is great by the way). Don’t get me wrong I’m always down to shake it at the club but these days I prefer cool bars and restaurants and I don’t own or never will buy a V-neck (they look dumb on me) so if you’re not down with that…you can stop reading now.
For the last 13 years I have been in the advertising industry trying to sell stuff in just about every city in country…so that has been great. It has helped me learn my way around just about every city and airport in the country, which is good because you can call me if you ever get lost in Memphis or Seattle. Some of my favorites are San Fran, Denver, New Orleans, San Antonio, Chicago, and Raleigh.
I've been pretty active my whole life. I played college football back in the day, which explains why everything hurts in the morning. In my thirties I have been relegated to slow pich softball and flag football. I guess it only gets better. I also like to watch Tosh.O duhh, read, write, and play guitar....In the fall I spend a lot of weekends in Philadelphia going to Eagle’s games with my college friends and am always looking for someone to take. I’m always down for weekend trips to Vegas, San Diego, OC, or really anywhere. I would like to explore AZ too. Random, I know chicks like scars - I have a small one above my left eye that I got falling down the stairs at TAO beach...stone cold sober, in broad daylight...so much for being athletic.
Looking for someone that is laid back, independent, loyal, fun, active, can handle themselves in a crowd of strangers, and doesn't mind being with a 34 year old that looks like a kid. Oh yeah after reading some other profiles there seems to be a theme: “I usually don’t do online dating”. Well neither do I. So if we happen to meet online we can tell people we didn’t, and just say you rescued me while hiking Camelback Mountain.