Date men from United States / Alabama / Birmingham, 68 year old

Date single man from United States. Lawyer. English Major. A little bit of an egghead. There is a typo in my age. Should be 78, not 68. That item is not editable.
Looking for a relationship based on mutual trust, respect and understanding, dedication to open lines of communication and mutual tolerance for one another's faults.
Like opera, folk and light classical music. Think Wagner should only be performed in pantomime.
Would love to have some children to parent. Pet other peoples dogs. Think dogs have masters, cats have staff. Have 20,000 or so photos. 15 or 20 good ones. Only show the good ones.
Strictly heterosexual, somewhere close to my age only. Last had a drink in 1976. Last smoked in 1975. Take no medication. Need to loose a few pounds and exercise more. The Court has curtailed my exercise program. I walked 4 blocks to Court 4 or 5 times a week. They moved and now it’s only 2 blocks.
I also walk to work every day, but that is only a half block. Depending on the recipient, I sometimes leave out the part about the distance.
FAVORITE JOKES:
Aint the man I used to be, never was.
If it wasn't for lawyers we wouldn't be needed.
I am an old man and I have known many troubles, most of which never happened. (Twain)
To quit smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I must have done it a thousand times. (Twain)
FAVORITE QUOTES:
’Tis late to hearken, late to smile,
But better late than never:
I shall have lived a little while
Before I die for ever. (Housman, 1896)
O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae monie a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion! (Burns, Scottish language 1786)
Nietzsche: God is dead. God: Nietzsche is dead.
Twain: The source of humor is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Others, I Am Not the First. Others, I am not the first,. Have willed more mischief than they durst:
If in the breathless night I too. Shiver now, 'tis nothing new.
More than I, if truth were told, Have stood and sweated hot and cold,
And through their veins in ice and fire, Fear contended with desire.
Oh many a Peer of England brews livelier liquor than the muse
And malt does more than Milton can, to justify god's ways to man. (Houseman)
Twain: There is no parallel of latitude but thinks if it had its rights it would be the equator.
Titus Livius: In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
Einstein on the Big Bang theory: “The math is impeccable but the physics abominable.”
Churchill, on his legacy: “History will be kind to me, for I shall write it.”
THINGS I DO NOT LIKE:
Jokes at the expense of someone else. Especially someone in an inferior position. Control, sarcasm, bickering, and pettiness.
DEAL BREAKERS
Smoker. See above.
WHO/WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:
Coffee, tea and thee..

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