Date men and women from United States / Colorado / Longmont, 41 year old

Date men and women from Colorado, United States. I think I'm a good guy, just trying to find someone who'll let me prove it. I think I have a good sense of humor and can but kind of a smart ass at times. I would like to meet someone with some of the same interests as I have, but someone who'd like to show, or try, new things with me. I'm up for doing most anything, as long as it's legal, or we at least won't get caught ;) I like movies, probably comedy the best, but I'll watch anything. I don't really drink anymore, but I'll make sure you get home safe :) Going for walks are good too, or just a quiet night in (is holding hands ok?:)
I'm also willing to lie about how we met :)

Meet someone special from Colorado, United States. It is. And don't call me Shirley.
I have a job which I couldn't be happier with and have dedicated my energies to up to this point of my life. Now I feel like I am ready to find someone to share it with.
I am intelligent and witty, and sarcasm is defnitely a weapon of choice. I am fascinated by the bigger picture of life; being able to have great conversations is as important to me as anything else. But, at the same time, of course there needs to be physical attraction as well.
I love living in Colorado - camping, hiking, skiing - but I also love to travel outside the state. I am very spontaneous, and sometimes decide to take trips at the last second!
Cooking is one of my favorite things to do...Asian, Cajun, some Italian...I just don't like doing dishes! ; )
Any intellectual adventure I am into - trivia is a favorite passtime, and I run my own show once a week! (I get paid to drink beer - are you kidding me??)
At this point I think I'm still single because, if I may quote an older person much wiser than I, "I'd rather be alone than wish I was."
I am very picky, which I think is good. If you have multiple children, we're not a match. But good luck!