Date men and women from United States / Colorado / Longmont, 54 year old

Date people from Colorado, United States. "The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." -Shakespeare (As You Like It)
If you wrote this profile below, CONTACT ME ASAP...we have a lot in common:
Me and My Ideal Match"
So I was in the shower this morning, having a vodka martini while washing my hair, and I thought, "wouldn't it be great if I had a man to do this for me?"
I mean wash my hair, not drink the martini... I can do that myself.
So after heading outside and kicking some homeless man so that I could steal his change cup for cash, I popped into a Starbucks and ordered a non-fat soy chai latte, and then had the barista stir it with her tongue. You didn't know that Starbucks did that? Well, you probably never asked. Try it next time.
I sat down and fired up my laptop, first browsing a couple porn sites to see if my sister was getting any work... then opened up Craig's List and started writing.
So by this point of my profile, you want to shoot me with your gun. Let me give you some more ammunition.
*While surfing in Puerto Rico on my last vacation, I lied to my best friend about which beaches had shark sightings, then went to the worst one. I smeared her board with fish guts. Once she was attacked, I pulled her out of the water... I am a goddamn hero!
* I have never stolen a car without returning it with a full tank of gas, two tickets to a hockey game, and a gently used handgun in the trunk. Jussssstttt kidding. Who can afford hockey tickets these days? Come to think of it, who can afford gas?
* I know the difference between a fine kilo of pure Columbian, and a shopping bag filled with powdered sugar, so don't try and double cross me like my first four husbands.
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Now there is a potential candidate!
But alas..back to reality...
Trying to reconstruct this narrative since the last one got stale.
I tend to shy away from anyone who is adamantly liberal or conservative...I embrace change but not solely just for the sake of change. Its gotta make sense. I am more Libertarian than anything else. Pro-choice with a right to bear arms. Discipline in schools may not be a bad thing, so long as your kid isn't getting paddled by a principal who's a perv. (ok maybe that's a little over the line, but you know what I mean). There's my political commentary in a nutshell...no more.
I have only been on a handful of dates, and it's already getting rather old. So I am not a serial dater by any means, nor am I the type to want to find a wealthy woman only to ravage her finances...much too much drama for me, plus I couldn't possibly pull off such a cold calculated scheme. I would not be a good criminal, that's why I am in the line of work that I am...
Chemistry is the key ingredient, and the internet is admittedly a weak vehicle to achieve that objective, but it's better than hitting the bars and hoping to find the perfect woman by looking through the bottom of a beer mug.
I'm passionate and a traditional (that does not mean boring) romantic...eager to place my woman on a pedestal and give her the honor she deserves.
Prefer a sunset over a sunrise, but a sunrise with the right woman is as good as it gets. Like a woman who can look just as good in a sequin gown and high heels as well as a baseball cap and blue jeans (bball cap/blue jeans AND high heels is really sexy too :)
I don't converse a lot about politics so lets keep that and religious discussions limited to about 10 minutes, but I have an opinion and hope you have one too. Lets get together, enjoy each other's company and make light of our foibles and misadventures..humor keeps our sanity intact.
If you prefer to see more photos I can accommodate. I've had these here for a while, but they're still accurate for my appearance.
If you'd like a sincere, passionate, honest, and committed man to become a part of your life, hopefully for the long term (c'mon, really, dating is for 20 year olds...let's put life in perspective here)...

Meet men and women from Colorado, United States. Skiing is a good way to spend a winters day. Hiking, hunting, camping, target shooting are great things to do locally. Yes, all the "guy" things. On top of the great divide in the Indian Peaks wilderness will take your breath away. What a view!! Just watch out for the thunderstorms. Dodging lightening bolts is not fun......
Don't worry, curled up on the couch watching a movie together is good too.
Caribbean beaches and scuba are the "out of town" destinations that I love to do. Ever been night scuba diving? Lot's of critters come out at night! Don't forget the wind in your face while on a motorcycle ride. I do my part for insect control while splattering grasshoppers at 65mph.
I am looking for someone who likes a good adventure, likes to laugh at my offbeat sense of humor, or just relax under a palm tree some where. Someone who likes some, or all, of the above (and not just limited to that). Did I mention laughter? (again) A good sense of humor is an necessity also. If you drink heavy every day, or are into drugs, delete me now!! I don't want any part of it, (That doesn't mean I'm a tea-total er. I do enjoy a beer, or cocktail now and then.)
Sometimes the best adventures are spontaneous. You just go out and do 'em at a moments notice. Are you ready for some fresh pow, deep water, or some wind?? Don't forget your goggles, glasses, or mask!!!
Let's go skiing, hiking, or a Harley ride. It's a great first adventure. No worries, no commitments, let's just go and have some fun! (One thing......time waits for no one!!) A long term, fun, exciting, passionate, and trusting relationship is what I seek. You have to start somewhere, and start slow. Hopefully it will speed up after that. I still think it's out there. Oh, one last thing... I am really not as lame is this profile.
PS I won't reply to contacts...without photos. 40 plus please. I can guarantee that I won't date anyone 20-25 years younger than I. Please don't waste your time. Thanks.

Date someone special from Colorado, United States. "Get busy living or get busy dying" - The Shawshank Redemption
Life is way too short and u only live once. I'm easy-going, playful, hard working, great sense of humor, great parent, and a gentleman. However, I'm not perfect. No one is.
I generally care for all people and believe that there is some good in everyone. A true optimist, always looking for the bright side of things and situations.
Love to have a good time, travel and try new experiences. Looking for that someone to share all or part of this. Could it be you?

Meet a man from Colorado, United States. I would love somebody that loves the outdoors and is honest, faithful, and likes to smile. She should like camping (not in a tent), boating, fishing or atleast tagging along sometimes.
Other things I enjoy are hunting of all kinds,golf, skiing and travel. Don't worry i'm not looking for a hunting partner just someone that understands that I hunt and enjoy it.

Date single man from Colorado, United States. There is a real tacky saying that the guy with the most toys wins. Well I think that the guy with the most memories wins!
It's easy to get caught up in work, raising children and all the day to day requirements of life. My children are the most important part of my life and I am very passionate about my career. But squeezing every bit out of life has to be nurtured and I have let it slip too far down the priority list. If you don't take care of yourself you can't care for others.
I'm a passionate person and I get excited about so many beautiful things in life. Nature and music still move me and have always provided sanctuary. I'm loyal to my friends, and kind to others. My life has been filled with so many wonderful adventures and people and I look forward to more of the same.
I think the hardest part about ending a marriage is the loss of that best friend, the unquestionable trust and the shared goals and dreams. I'm not giving up on my dreams or goals. I'm just going to have to redefine them.
I can't sit here and list my expectations for a person I haven't met. It starts with chemistry and has nothing to do with a check list anyway.
But I am open to the possibility of a loving, romantic, respectful and healthy long term relationship. I am open to sharing the journey, the dreams and the memories.

Meet a soulmate from Colorado, United States. Ok, So I am going to take the time re write this part because quite frankly even I am not entirely happy with this. I think that I will keep the good portions and re examine the questionable ones. The end result will hopefully be a true and honest perspective as to who I am.(not that the old version wasnt...just didnt like it)
Took a break a couple of times from Match, not for dating reasons but because this site annoys me at times. So anyway, I will re-do my profile, but I am basically the same guy.
Honestly, I am more the type that likes to meet someone when I am just out and about anywhere, grocery store,starbucks...where ever. Its more casual and you get to see the real person. The Match thing has to many people uptight and guarded. Thats just not me. But, alas, I am back......... Seems to be the way of dating these days
My profile is still pretty much the same, as I havent changed a whole lot in these past few months....LOL... When you read my profile, try to keep an up beat approach to what you read. I really am a pretty nice guy but my profile seems to sound rather ridgid...certainly not my intension, I just come across wrong in email.....sorry.
Well, lets see, I can be complex and I can be simple. I like to cook and clean, I try to always keep a neat and clean house ( very therapuetic, but perhaps a bit OCD...LOL ) I like to garden, although dont know much about flowers or vegies. LOVE to landscape, ( hard,physical, dirty and creative) I really enjoy home improvement projects, quite handy around the house.
I have held a number of corporate positions and have owned a number of my own businesses.
I have a strong business and life accumen and would like to see simular in my partner. You dont have to be a rocket scientist, just be informed about whats going on around you....Local, Regional, National, World.
I have lived in Colorado for 25 yrs,( 17 yrs in the mountains ( Vail ), 7 yrs in Denver, 2 yr in Fort Collins, and now in Longmont.
Am I perfect ?................NOT AT ALL !!!! No one is. I want what we all want. I want someone who is willing to be mutually supportive, caring,funny, hard working, driven, loyal and enjoyable to be around.
I have been divorced for 12 yrs and I have 2 fabulous children that live with their Mom in San Francisco....:(
I have had a pretty damn amazing last 3 yrs or so. And through it all, I have found or gained a new respect and perspective for life. Particularly mine.
I have also found that money does not make you rich, and that having friends and family close in your life is invaluable. Life can often times be very hard,very cruel and unfair. Yet I have found that those who are happiest have been thru "hell and back" and have lived to tell the stories.
I have stories.............
I am making a concerted effort to take the pressure off of myself and try to enjoy..."the ride". I think its starting work....lol
I am not a serial dater and prefer the same in a date. As a matter of fact, I will tell you that if you have a need to be dating multiple
men at a time, dont contact me. I refuse to get in line for anyone.
If you think that "speaking Cherry Creek" is actually a language...we probably wont get along very well.
So, if something here resonates with you then please by all means contact me. Lets talk, have a coffee or a drink.
Life is a 2 way street, I`m only one half of the equation......yet looking for my other half.
Thanks for reading my profile,
Scott

Date people from United States. A little about me... I'm down to earth and easy going. I like the outdoors and staying fit. I also like hanging out and watching a movie or grilling out with friends.
I'm looking for somebody that has some of the same interests as me who enjoys life and wants to have fun.

Meet men and women from United States. I am adventurous, fun-loving, and love to travel and experience new and different places, people and cultures. I am very athletic and enjoy many sports and outdoor activities. I like to get out and do things. I am 6' 1" and weigh about 170, with an athletic build.
I'd like to meet a woman who is nice, attractive, honest and sincere. She is down-to-earth, kind-hearted and loving, with a positive outlook on life and a good sense of humor. Athletic is a plus. There definitely has to be a physical attraction so must have photos.
I feel like I have been very successful and fortunate in my life and have everything I need-- except the companionship of a good woman! I have been divorced for several years and my 2 daughters (ages 24 and 26) are all grown up now. I would like to meet a woman who shares similar values and interests. I plan to live by the ocean someday, or at least own a vacation condo by the ocean that I can get away to as often as possible (probably in Hawaii or the Carribean).
I think that I have a lot to offer a woman. I am very honest, sincere, considerate, responsible and hard-working, have a good sense of humor and a positive attitude. I have a good job and make a good salary. I have a nice house in a nice neighborhood. But material things aren't what makes me happy. I like to be around people and love to laugh. I think life is much more enjoyable when you have someone special to share it with. If you are interested, please let me know!

Date someone special from United States. I ride my mountain bike a lot. yes, still trying to get the hang of it. my youngest daughter likes to ride with me. “a slow ride can be educational,” she tells me. I'm looking for a partner. I'm looking for an honest person. I like meeting new people. I tend to connect easily with people. Going out to the local bars to hear the local bands is a favorite activity. I love music. I’ve played drums in several bands in the past. I’m a perpetual student. Of what you may ask? What ever interests me at the time. I dislike formality. I’m good humored, direct, freedom loving and have a philosophical outlook on things. I love a challenge. I’m also optimistic, usually positive, forever inquisitive and love to travel. I’ve been described as freewheeling and happy-go-lucky by those close to me. I keep physically fit by camping, hiking, biking and just wandering around in the woods (lost, u may ask? no i'm not lost, thank god for gps).
must find humor in my jokes (at least pretend convincingly) and I will reciprocate. must be able to keep food prepared by myself down for a count of ten. it's really not that bad. most can do it for 20 counts.
But seriously, a person with common sense, the ablility to use it and a little wit/humor will do. The rest we can play by ear.

Meet a man from United States. I'd like to find a gal that enjoys life and wants a partner to share it with. I prefer people who are happy. I don't require a partner to be happy, but would prefer being with some one who feels the same way. Trying new things is a lot of fun.

Date single man from United States. Simple down to earth, seeking the same............
Love toe ride my motorcycle when ever possible......like pinics nad hiking....Looking for some one to get know .....drop me line and we will see where things go

Meet a soulmate from United States. I'm an easygoing guy, who loves the outdoors. Camping, fishing, hiking, skiing I'm ready to go and do anything once and again, if it's good. I'm not into the party scene, but will kick back with a beer once in a while with the right someone.I'm down to earth, but have an opinion and will probably voice it. I'm a one woman guy, looking for long term, not into onenighters. I make my living with computers, but that's not how I define myself...just a job to me.
I'm looking for someone who enjoys the outdoors as well, and I have one other weird thing I like, due to the history...I like to 4x4 to ghost towns, and explore pony express routes... yeah I know I'm wierd...kinda fun though!!
I went through this stage where I was a skydiving freak, but I've settled back down from that now, I started to wonder at the motivation for it.
Enough about me! Say hello when you get a chance.