Date women from United States / California / San Francisco, 85 year old

Date someone special from San Francisco, United States. Where did all my friends go? OH - I know! They got married and procreated. Love 'em but wouldn't want to be them right now. Living in Woodside, playing tennis, stay at home mom, Volvo, IKEA on Saturday... wait, I should dump these so called friends. But I digress. I'm just looking for someone to hang out with and have fun with. (..someone with whom to have fun, for all you English majors.) I'm all the things your friends would say if they were describing a set-up.