Date men and women from United States / California / Rosamond, 36 year old

Date a soulmate from Rosamond, United States. I never know what to say first lol. Well, lets see. Im one of the most lighthearted people I know. I find humor in everything. I crack all the wrong jokes at all the wrong times...but thats when jokes are the funniest! I love "too soon" jokes. I love being the class clown.
I am, however, shy like you read about lol. Im very intelligent, but that dont show at first. I can never think what to say first...or second for that matter lol. But, once I get over it, Ill have you laughing and laughing :-)
I tend to cry at sad songs and movies. Im very tenderhearted guy. I hate to see an animal suffer or a woman cry. Id do anything not to see either. Dont get me wrong,if someone trys to hurt my boys, or disrespects my wife/girlfriend, I will happily become the club totin man the Good Lord intended us men to be.
I love the chick flicks as well as love songs. The last great omovie ive seen was Notebook...well mebe The Ugly Truth :-)
I've been divorced for six years and have done no real dating since. I was married for 9 years and am still friends with the ex. Weird huh! I do have my two boys most of the time thanks to that friendship lol.
I'm looking for a woman that is single. Not separating, not leaving soon, ect. Not into cheaters or cheating. Zero tolerance. Sick of that lack of morals in our society. So if your serious and free of games look me up!