Date men and women from United States / California / Laguna Niguel, 36 year old

Date single man from California, United States. i love to get a wink and to give one. *the wink* to me, is foreplay online. it is the modern day equivalent to staring across a smoky room to another, letting her know that she's the one, the beginning to something sultry, sexy and passionate. ;)
I am often compared to Christian Grey from the novel, Fifty Shades of Grey. I live in Los Angeles and I'm kind of a handful. Well, to be honest, i'm a lot more than a handful. I am deeply dionysian, passionate, real, authentic, profoundly romantic, sensual, erotic and affectionate and extremely confident. I was blessed with the Priapus-like proportions. Like God Min and blessed dynamic proportions. I'm a hippie soul with a hippie heart, seeking the same open mindedness. I am forward thinking, progressive and have a "whatever happens, happens" outlook in this process. In case you can't tell, i'm very honest, direct and to the point. Hopefully in an effort not to waste your time or my lingam magnificence:)
***PLEASE NOTE DUE TO FRIGHTENINGLY REDUNDANT INQUIRIES THAT I RECEIVE: I DO NOT GO HIKING AND I DO NOT DO COFFEE***
I prefer a woman who is passionate, spontaneous, nurturing, free-spirited, and knows how to take care of her man (NOT financially). Do not have time for games, BS and insincerity. I also seek a woman who is physically well endowed. I also seek a deep spiritual connection with someone in mind, heart, soul and body. I am single, never been married, no kids, college educated. I make the most of life, seeking someone who likes to laugh and joke and doesn't take themselves so seriously. I live in LA but am trying to find someone very "UN" hollywood.
I am confident, not cocky. i tend to not be so vanillla. Physical chemistry is extremely important to me. I'm not looking for a one night stand or hook up, but i do seek someone on the same page. physical chemistry is just as important to me as the emotional. I'm not someone who likes to "take things slow." Sorry, life is just too short, but I'm not.
According to Dr OZ and his measurements, I am ONE in ten thousand men, due to my unusual size. I was blessed to have what all men wish they had and most women are 'intrigued', "curious" and "wonder" about.
I believe in passion, intelligence, sophistication, soulful sensuality, culture, open mindedness, affection, honesty, spontaneity, fun, love and laughter -- sucking the marrow out of each and every day. I'm a genuine, romantic, authentic, sincere, honest, open and real... just tell me what you want and I will give it to you.
I am also a kind, moonstruck, improvisational, thoughtful, romantic, raffish, mindful, down to earth guy who eschews drama and lives with a sense of spontaneous, bohemian hedonism. I like giving and showing a woman something she's never seen or felt before.
Although, Hollywood isn't my style, I'm a little more honest, open and genuine than most people here. and I am unusually self aware. It would be nice to find someone who can laugh at their insecurities, not take things too seriously, be aware of who they are in the midst of others, be thoughtful, kind, compassionate -- not just say it, but do it.
I am from the east coast. I'd like to think that gives me a warm blend of east-coast realism and honesty, combined with southern
charm and gentility. I am unusually unique and different and I am proud of it. I aspire to be transcendental, zen in my outlooks on life and treatment of others. I love movies, I love music and I probably read more than I should.
I'm afraid I'm terribly ambitious, but I'm a deep, bohemian, thoughtful, creative, cosmic, tantric, karma-centered, spiritual, spontaneous soul seeking a great girl to make the most of life with. I am looking for someone mature, sophisticated, progressive, sensual, open-minded, spontaneous, free-spirited who doesn't want to identify so much with traditional constraints and definitions of what "should be".

Meet a soulmate from California, United States. OK I actually only believe in the first sentence (above).
Im new to this online thing and not so sure what to expect, but willing to try if it means meeting the right one.
I recently became an uncle (May 19th) and its the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm going to spoil her so much.
I have a family that I love and will do anything for. I work hard and love my job, but I live to enjoy life and to spend time with the people I love. I like to travel, go out with friends and family, watch sports and movies, play golf, and just have a good time. I asked few people to describe me and they said that I'm spontaneous, generous, compassionate and sensitive (in a manly way of course).
With all that said, I like to meet that special person to share my life with. I think that my perfect match is someone who is family-oriented, considerate, easy going and down to earth. She enjoys dressing up to hit the town for dinner, just as much as getting cozy at home to watch a movie. She must have a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at herself.

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