Date men from United States / Alabama / Chelsea, 40 year old

Date a soulmate from Chelsea, United States. Ten random things about me...David Letterman style:
10. I make a mean apple pie.
9. I'm a mutt - 1/2 English, 1/4 American Indian, 1/8 German, and 1/8 Jewish. Ironic.
8. I have 9 lives...I think. I should have kicked the bucket at least 4 times in my life.
7. My best friend growing up was a three-legged dog named Buck.
6. I believe that chivalry isn't dead. I'll always open car doors for you, pull the car around when it's raining, and stand up when you leave the table - whether you think it's silly or not.
5. I'm a sucker for James Bond & zombie movies.
4. I just finished writing a screenplay for a short film (not related to James Bond or zombies).
3. I have a soft spot for old people...you know, those people in their late 40's.
2. I know a thing or two about differential equations...despite my efforts to forget.
1. I'm a Christian and God is a big part of my life. I'm not perfect so He's still working on me.
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Ten things I’d want to have with me if stranded on a desert island:
10. Well, you of course.
9. Swimming trunks and a string bikini.
8. Sand castle tools so that I can make for you an epic sand sculpture.
7. My guitar. Do I know how to play it? Well, no, but there would be plenty of time to learn. And by “my guitar” I mean my buddy’s guitar which he doesn’t know how to play either. I’m sure I could work up some sort of serenade however.
6. Lots of alcohol for our coconut concoctions, complete with little umbrellas.
5. A deck of Uno, but not for the game you’re used to playing.
4. Kraft Jet-Puffed Extra Large Jumbo Marshmallows.
3. Fire-making stuff, for the awesome fire that will keep us cozy and our marshmallows toasty.
2. A hammock suitable for plenty of star-gazing.
1. Binoculars – to spot any approaching rescue vessels and then hide before they see us.
Ok, your turn. Give me a top 10 of your own.
In the meantime, I’ll be prepping the boat.