Date men from United States / Alabama / Prattville, 40 year old

Date a soulmate from United States. I think marching into a detention center would be easier than writing this profile...
I am a pretty easy going guy that enjoys relaxing with a good book, watching tv, playing video games, or hanging out with friends and family. I try to enjoy the little things in life and not stress over things I have no control over. I am an over-grown kid at heart that never gets tired of Star Wars references, trips to Disney World, or Dragon*Con.
I am usually very polite and extremely honest; sometimes brutally so, but I never intentionally try to hurt someone's feelings. I consider myself to be a very open-minded individual that is very accepting of others no matter how different their beliefs or actions are from mine.
I have 3 children all over 18 years old.
I am an atheist. No, I am not an activist. My closest friends are Christians and Pagans; your religion is your religion, not mine, so I go out of my way to not discuss it.
I am a very tolerant person; I honestly can not remember the last time someone said or did something that offended me.
I am a little bit of an introvert. So I like my alone time, but I can be very social when the situation calls for it.
I do like professional football, but I rarely watch any games.
I don't like hanging out at bars or night clubs, but I will go from time to time if invited by a friend.
I don't like cigarette smoke. I find smoking to be very unattractive.
And yeah, I am overweight, but I working on it. My goal is to get back, or as close as possible, to where I was at when I came off active duty.