Date men from United States / Arkansas / Oakland, 47 year old

Date a man from Arkansas, United States. I'm an open-minded, easy-going, humorous, guy - I'm always cracking jokes and looking for the positive. I'm a hoot. I'm looking for someone like-minded to hang out with. I hope to meet someone who is laid-back, intelligent, and funny.

Meet someone special from Arkansas, United States. Please no winks")
Here's a little about me...
I do read your profile.
Looking for a partner in crime,we can start with misdemeanors and work our way up from there.
My sense of humor can be a bit dry and sarcastic, and at times I think I'm the funniest man in the world....and sometimes I am:)
Took first at state in kissing.
Can dance in two languages.
I watch antiques road show and I don't care who knows that.
Never lie to you.
If I could ski everyday of my life I probably would...but you don't have to ski for me to like you.
Probably a little too loyal for my own good,but if I know you I will always have your back.
Monogamist cause I have no desire to stray, I mean why be with someone if you want to spend time with others?
If you laugh at my jokes I will love you for it
Love to cook for you if you like.
Give the finest foot rubs in town.
A bit of a lover as well and would appreciate the same in a partner.
Love me some critters as well, some day I hope to devote more of my life to helping them in some capacity so if you don't like animals then I am probably not for you, as I have a large dog who has never met a mud puddle she didn't like, and a kitty or two,and a goldfish, basically a mini petting Zoo at my place.
I have a great smile and a silly sense of humor so if you find any of these qualities attractive feel free to drop me a line on here.