Date men from United States / Alabama / Woodland, 29 year old

Date a guy from Woodland, United States. Okay, so who am I?
I’m a HUGE sports fan—in a healthy way of course. For example, I’d never punch a hole in the wall or throw the remote control at the TV because the referee blew a call. Unless, it's a call against my beloved San Francisco 49ers. Kidddding!
Did I mention sarcastic?
As cliche as it may be, my family and close friends mean the world to me. I was fortunate enough to grow up in an amazing family environment.
Peets Coffee over Starbucks any day.
I don’t care if you’re black, Asian, white, Hispanic, or Purple, I don’t discriminate based on race/ethnicity when it comes to making friends or a potential dating partner. So it’s very important for me to surround myself who are equally as open-minded.
One of my biggest peeves are drivers who don’t wait their turn at a four-way stop sign. Oh yeah, and not knowing the difference between too, two, and to.
***Did you know that the average woman consumes 7 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime and actually digests it??***
And I’m not going to make this into a resume, but YES…I do have a college education. Received B.A from, San Francisco State University. My point being—I have a brain. Don’t let the few “douche-bag” pictures of mine fool ya. All of the other "resume’ish" stuff can wait for now.
My Bucket List: Skydive and visit Machu Picchu, and fly in a hot air balloon over the Napa Valley with a special someone. Oh, and a bottle of Champagne or Wine on board is a definite must.
I can literally watch Travel Channels, “No Reservations with Anthony Bourdains” all day (if I had no life, of course).
I'm a bit of an oxymoron in the sense that I'm a unique blend of jock, brains, spirituality, and intellect.
About her:
I don’t have unrealistic expectations. But like all of us, I do have preferences. For example, it’s very much preferred that she absolutely adores her family. She realizes that life is oh-so short and lives every day as if it were her last. Also, she can teach and expose me to new activities and interests that maybe I'd never even try and vice versa. She loves traveling, experiencing new cultures, and trying new foods. And most importantly, she can laugh at herself and doesn't take herself too seriously. She doesn't worry about what I might think if she chows on some delicious food like there were no tomorrow. Because I genuinely don’t care…I might even think it's cute.
My name’s Derek. Don't be a stranger.

Meet a boy from Woodland, United States. Someone that:
Has the same life values,
Is my best friend,
Can talk through things.
And also I guess these are related to the above though...
Someone that:
Is easy to talk to and communicate with,
Just gets me,
Supports my individual interests,
A little bit crazy from time to time...
I'm sure you subconsciously know who you would like to be with but it's hard to think about it, and also not so good to put too many restraints on the whole thing. The top three would be the most important to me as a foundation and hopefully things would grow from there.