Date women from United States / California / San Jose, 40 year old

Date a woman from United States. Do you like pina coladas? And getting caught in the rain? Yeah, me neither, but that’s why we live in Cali, right? Despite the pleasant weather where I live, I’m always up for an exotic vacay, an adventurous road trip, or a jaunt to wine country where I can sniff, sip, and swirl like I actually know what I’m talking about. I love to go out on the town, but I’m just as pleased with a quiet night in my humble abode with my fuzzy slippers (don’t judge). I’m looking for someone who is as easy going as I am, so here are some…
Things that I LOVE:
My pooches (I have a French and an English Bulldog, but neither of them actually speak a foreign language)
A sense of humor. I have one, and so should you.
Watching and attending sporting events (if you just said to yourself, “But she’s a chick?” you can take yourself out of the running). My teams are the Giants and 49ers and, although I’m a loyal fan, I’m not opposed to getting on your bandwagon (no, not like that).
Spending time with my family. Period. If yours is a question mark, you can also take yourself out of the running.
Watching some good (read: bad) trashy TV, but mostly so I can poke fun at all the weirdos.
Things I hate:
Arrogance. Period. Wait, exclamation point. Arrogance!
Crappy tippers (many times they go hand in hand with arrogance). IРІР‚в„ўm not a gold digger, but I hate seeing a guy stiff a hard working server.
What IРІР‚в„ўm most likely to be doing on a Friday Night:
Hanging with friends or catching a ball game.
…or a Sunday morning:
Sleeping in or watching football.
In the interest of full disclosure, IРІР‚в„ўve had a faulty picker a few times in my life, but IРІР‚в„ўve heard that the third timeРІР‚в„ўs a charm. Hit me up if you think you can help me rewrite my history.