Date men from United States / Arizona / Sahuarita, 37 year old

Date a man from Sahuarita, United States. I love being outside and going places that are fun. I Enjoy eating out and trying new things. Hopefully, you do too. I like Vegas, hiking, eating out, movies, bbqing, and lots of other things. Hopefully, I'll be able to meet someone who has the same qualities and we can start having fun.

Meet single man from Sahuarita, United States. About me?
Lets talk about you first, shall we? So you love to laugh? Oh, god. I HATE it! Why would you want to go thru life with a smile on your face and a song in your heart. You crazy girl. It's only a Disney dream that's been engrained into your mind. Now give me a bad day full of negativity and I'm in!!!!!
Really, you are looking for a man who wants a strong, independent women? His equal not his "trophy". How can you think such a thing? it's the year of our Lord 1811, your place is home with the babies chopping wood for the stove.
Oh, you really think seeing the world, taking in new experiences, falling in love in remote corners of the world is that amazing? Girl, you have the internet, we don't have to leave the couch. It is GREAT, we can eat our way to 210lbs! I love technology.
Well yes I have a day job. Thanks for asking. I pump gas, clean windows, and for fun have a really awful band that I'm in (not saying this to impress you into bed, it doesn't work), I'm saying it because I'm trying to impress you into buying me a new White Falcon Gretch (look it up if you really love me). Yes, I know. Im sorry my job sends me around the world but i need space to appreciate us.
Ok, ok! Enough about you! We're here to talk about me.
I live with my mom and dad. I'm very insecure. I don't know how to kiss, or how to dance, or how to act in social situations. I DO know how to dress though!
#1 question i hear all the time- "Are you from LA?" Absolutely not! Don't hate the place, just don't wanna be there.
#2 question i hear all the time- "My friend thinks you're cute, are you gay?" WTF? Can't a white boy dress good these days?
So there is a LOT more to me that I could reveal but then what would we have to talk about later.
Drop me a line and say hello. I mean, worst that could happen is we fall in love, have a big family, buy a wonderful house, send the kids to college, cheat on each other, have an ugly messy divorce, become alcoholics and then die lonely.
Ah, to find love for that long would be worth it all.
Peace out bitches (and i mean that in a canine "i love u Lassie" kind of way)