Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Salem, 51 year old

Date single man from Alabama, United States. I DO SMOKE. IF THAT IS A DEAL KILLER FOR YOU PLEASE DO NOT READ PROFILE. I DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW JUST WHAT YOUR MISSING. LOL
hey darlin, my name is mike,how are you doin today? can i see that pretty smile? yeah, thats it.
im pretty much just seeing who is here now. i figured if im lucky i might get to talk with a doll like you. its been a while since ive been on match. i met some sweet ladies the first time i was on here. none of them turned out to be my princess but im still friends with most of them. and there were a few of them that just make you ask, WTH??? but that was still fun cause i like it when folks think im stupid. :-)
im just a simple old country hippie looking for a good girl to spend some quality time with. i might not be prince material,( i guess that would be for you to decide), but i think im a pretty good guy and i do have my knight in shining armor moments. i asked one of my grandsons if he had any heroes and he said, 'SURE I DO PAW PAW, IVE GOT YOU". it still makes me tear up. those boys are my heart. grandchildren are the greatest gift god ever gave. i usually tell it all on these profiles but im gonna try to shut ta h*ll up and keep it short. if you want to know something just ask me.
and oh yeah, just for the record i like the mountains and the durn beach too.
i enjoy a certain amount of online time but i dont like to just sit at the puter for hours. i do use the same social sites as most of you and i would love to be your friend.. while i may have a few (dirty old man) qualities, i am a gentleman and you will be treated in a way that will make you happy. i may get a tad on the naughty side with my humor once i know you but i will never start an email with "can i hit that" or "damn girl, just how big are those boobs". i know your laughin cause you know youve got em. hehe ..if i hit the like button on one or more of your pics its just my way of saying .."DAAAAAMN GIRL"!! if there is something in your profile that says you wouldnt like me im probably not going to send an email, (such as distance, age, smoking.etc) but i still may wink at you, again, my way of saying hi, i like you.
i spent 25 years at the racetrack chasing checkered flags so you may find that im just a wittle bit competitive. (dont mind adding that we caught a whole bunch of em too).
IF YOU DONT HAVE A PIC POSTED, please be prepared to provide one and prove you are who you say you are if you want to talk to me. there are waaaaay too many scams out here and im not stupid enough to fall for them....." mr shiver " is smarter than he looks.
sweetie, im not hung up on one certain type of lady, but youve got to be proud of who you are and what you look like. if you think your cute, theres a good chance i will too.
well, you know how to find me. i would love to be your friend, and maybe even your lover one day.
see ya sweetheart, i hope every moment of your day puts that pretty smile on that gorgeous face.
love
"Mike"
ps. if we meet wear your depends cause your gonna laugh till ya pee on yourself