Date women from United States / Alabama / Opelika, 38 year old

Date a woman from United States. Not sure what to say here. I'm okay with clowns, never really understood people who get freaked out by them. They're just clowns, right? I don't like feet. Baby feet and some little kid feet are fine. Dog feet don't bother me either. I think they smell like fritos. And I'm not even particularly fond of fritos, but they still don't bother me. I would run like a bat out of hell if I were being chased by a lunatic, waving a bloody knife around, otherwise, I'm not a big runner. I like my children, a lot. I like other people's children too, I'm not one of those jerks who thinks my kids are perfect and yours are the stuff nightmares are made of. I like to laugh, with you, not at you. Unless you don't mind others laughing at you...
I'm sorry, I have no idea what to say here. I've not done this before I suppose I'm intimidated. I love to laugh, I adore my kids, and my dog's feet smell like fritos. My story, married, kids, divorced. Same as everyone else. I'm not on here to meet anyone at the Golden Cherry, so find someone else for one night shenanigans, por favor. And I'm not looking to meet Boozy the Clown at the local bar either. Nothing wrong with socializing while enjoying a nice wine, but if you donate half of your annual salary to the local pub, well... Just thought I would give this a shot. I'm a pretty simple, easy going person. I'm just hoping to meet a good, kind person, who enjoys life. If you're fluent in sarcasm, well that's even better!
Not comfortable posting pictures, if I feel comfortable after talking with you, I'll be happy to share a pic. (Really, I saw the proofs, made my selections I'm just waiting for my big hair, too much make-up Glamour Shots to be mailed. Be patient, they should be here soon.)

Meet someone special from United States. I am one of a kind hard to find and there is no other like me. I love to laugh and live life to the fullest. I am in search of that special someone to be my bestfriend who I can share any and all things with. Someone who knows what he wants and goes after it. I am in search of a helpmate not someone to do it alone or expect me to.

Date a soulmate from United States. Ive been single for 2 yrs just focusing on my child, i think thats long enough now looking for someone to maybe share my life with and looking for someone who is looking for the same not wanting someone who just wanna date around

Meet a woman from Opelika, United States. im loving, loyal, and loves adventure and will take a chance in life am looking for someone who have the time for a true relationship not to play games life is to short will b a good person in ur life

Date someone special from Opelika, United States. Hey! Im here to meet friends and new people. I love the outdoors and love to live life! Im Christian and looking for Christian friends. Love to go see new movies and chill on a dirt road! Love 4-wheelin and the land the good Lord gave us. I've been in the Army for 20 yrs and proud of it. Im adventurous and love to try new things but also like to relax at home. I have 3 beautiful children and they are my life. ; ) Hope to meet lots of great people!

Meet a soulmate from Opelika, United States. Im a single woman, who haz started settin goalz 4 herself. Ima b attendin colledge at southern state community colledge n opelika, alabama which im gettin my degree n child development. Itz n progrezz and will happen 4 me and i do have da confidence dat i will make it. Ima fun loving, down 2 earth who enjoyz her every day life but im mizzin somethn and datz a real man so if u thnk dat ure da one 4 me dn i will b waitin. Until dn, peace and luv.

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