Date men and women from United States / Colorado / Johnstown, 38 year old

Date a soulmate from Colorado, United States. Talk about my self
Love the Lord
My selfish
Don't do well with lots of people or lots of noise
Don't think that my car or plastic bag are the trouble with the world
Love to golf
Love my guns
Love my family

Meet men and women from Colorado, United States. Who am I? Now that is a good question. :-) I've been told I'm fun, helpful, sociable, can be sarcastic, an all-around dork. :-)
Now I could start putting down here everything and anything I want. For example, the photos you see aren't me, I look more like George Clooney/Tom Cruise/put your most handsome actor/singer here. That I can run hundreds of miles and that I have a 12-pack. :-)
But you know what, that's not me. Sorry to disappoint. But now that we have the disappointment out of the way, and you're still reading, then this is more who I am.
The photos you see are me and as you can probably tell I do not look anything like them (however, if you do not see that, feel free to think I do look like them). :-) I can drive hundreds of miles, but definitely not run and will never be able to. Although I'm slowly loosing weight and getting in better shape, the closest I will ever get to a 12-pack will be the one in my fridge (no, I'm not an alcoholic either, but I am Belgian so drinking beer at least once in a while is kind of a must).
Still reading?
Well, let me tell a little bit more about myself then. I enjoy riding a motorcycle, enjoying the gorgeous views in the mountains. Stop once in while to take it all in. I also enjoy watching movies, both going to the movies and watching at home, comedy shows, going to watch a stand-up comedian, going for drinks, socializing, and having good conversations.
How about my personality? I tried to take a photo of that as well to post here, found it was easier said then done. :-)
I'm funny to be around, intelligent. I've been know to make wisecrack jokes, and quick to respond. :-) Overall I'm an optimistic person and you won't see me down that much. I use laughter and joking to get through the tough parts of life.
I'm impressed if you're still reading this. Not sure if I would have continued. :-) OK, to be honest, I would have, but then this is also about me. *grin*
I do wanna finish with 1 question. Who is your favorite character from Jeff Dunham? Mine is Walter, he just cracks me up!
Hope to hear from you.

Date someone special from Colorado, United States. I am the type of guy treats all women with the respect they deserve, I enjoy spending time with my children, they are my life. My job is very important to me as I work a lot. But when its downtime I could sit at home and watch movies or go out for the evening. I expect a woman to be faithfull and honest. Someone who is spontaneous and not afraid to try or do new things is a bonus.