Date men from United States / California / Pomona, 20 year old

Date a guy from Pomona, United States. I want a perfect girl whos 6'0 who can speak 6 languages who can manage her modeling career with her womanly duties of cooking and cleaning while voluntering for a noble cause like leprosy . She has to make at least $300,000 a year drive a ferarri and enjoy giving a nice back massage.
Other Requirments:
- Must love any type of reality show (Esp. Keeping up with the Kardashians!!) because normal lives are boring and who doens't want to be told that their too fat or too poor? Am I right?
- Can do the harlem shuffle
- Hates Natural Beauty like Sunsets and flowers or really any type of joy
- Hates books and deep discussions
- Put on her makeup and make a phone call in a busy parking lot when another car behind you is waiting patiently while you just "pretend not the notice" (Ya you know who you are)
- Love the Bieber
Well there you have it, my simple basic requests in a girl.
But seriously my name is Jacob and I'm highly sarcastic (In case that didn't register) I love the Lakers and enjoy bringing the sillyness out of people who take themselves too seriously.
ps. If I message you theres a high chance the subject is just to mess with you to pick your brain.

Meet someone special from Pomona, United States. I am generous, handsome, outgoing, and funny. most people i know and im close to admire my awesomeness aha. i am looking for no one perfect all i want is to meet new friends and mabey one day they might be part of my life.

Date a boy from Pomona, United States. ALMOST 20. I am majoring in American Sign language interpretation. I love ASL so much. I am Me. In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me. Everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I alone chose it. I love to go hiking and i want to have a reliable hiking partner. I am an honest person. If you want to know more just ask me.

Meet single boy from Pomona, United States. Hi my names Brian, I was born on August 5, 1991. I am currently single not really looking but if I would she would just have be of age, must have personallity (the weirder the better.. haha normal is too boring) and a girl that'll smile (top fav). As for me some say I'm funny, talkative, maybe crazy.. haha but im also a good listener and very understanding.
Just hit me up if u wanna know more ;]

Date a soulmate from Pomona, United States. Pretty shy kid.. I love life. I try to live my life to the fullest. I love going on random adventures. Defiantly love snowboarding.
Lived in pomona all my life. I go to school at Citrus Community college, planning to transfer to a cal state within 2 or 3 years. I have a part time job doing pay roll for UPS.
I love going out friends and having a great time. I believe life is made in special little moments.