Date men and women from United States / Arizona / Anthem, 51 year old

Date someone special from Arizona, United States. I am a loyal friend and companion. I am trusting and trustworthy. I have helped others to my detriment, but am not cynical. I can be serious or a wisecracker. I am comfortable being an enthusiastic listener, a sounding board or a sympathetic ear. I have been known to work too hard, but am learning to enjoy life’s simple pleasures. I am competitive but know there is a time and place and enjoy encouraging others. I am far from perfect but strive to be a better person. I am a devoted parent with three wonderful children living with me 50% of the time. I am grateful for God’s love and forgiveness which brings me tremendous peace.
I’m going to have a little fun with this next part.
Let’s see, you have really big brains and by this I don’t necessarily mean replete with an enormous cranium, rather you’re a thinker, quick witted, like to learn new things, are a great communicator and enjoy conversing on any number of topics. . . sometimes all at the same time since I’ve got the ADHD thing going. You appreciate run-on sentences. You love family, children and God. You will laugh hysterically at my inane jokes and are willing to sip a beverage at the same time to visibly demonstrate your appreciation for my fantastic wit and slight tendency towards sarcastic humor. You are affectionate and not afraid to show it. You take care of yourself physically and mentally. You believe life’s challenges are an opportunity to excel. You give and receive unselfishly. You’ll give me the straight poop right away on the exceedingly off chance that I mess up, albeit accompanied by air freshener is appreciated. You are forgiving. You want to live life and experience new things. You are a commited life partner and expect the same through thick and thin. You drive an MG Midget, wear a brown suit, own a beagle and try to work the word “henway” into every conversation.