Date women from United States / Alabama / Ward, 28 year old

Date single girl from Ward, United States. I'm very out going. I love to joke and laugh. I've been told I'm not wired like most girls and that's probably true. I'm no drama queen lol. I'm very laid back and VERY affectionate. I'm genuinely optimistic and it's hard to embarrass me or piss me off. I can be too honest and straight forward sometimes, occasionally blunt. I've been known to chew on my foot a time or two lol. What you get on day 1 is what you get on day 100. You will either like me for who I really am or you won't but I'm not going to be fake. I'm kind of eccentric but not in a hippy, crazy way. More like a "I march to the tune of my own drum" kinda way. I'm naturally flirtatious. I don't fit real well into stereotype boxes and I don't really care what people think of me. I only care what the people I love think of me and even then I sometimes take it with a grain of salt. I talk alot! No like for real a lot LOL! But I do have my quiet moments too ;-) Some social graces I am lacking lol work in progress. Like the when to call/text and how often/how many etc. That is way too complicated for me lol. If I like you I'm gonna call/text just as if you're one of my other friends. Life is complicated enough lol. I do have 2 boys. They are almost 6 and 2 1/2. They are my world ;-) I am protecting them and keeping them separate from my dating world right now. I would need to be in a long term, serious relationship to start integrating the two worlds. Who woulda thought I would run outta things to say lol....hmmm....I rarely drink. I don't need to drink to have a good time. Not against it, just don't usually. Oh if you smoke pot or do any drugs, you need not apply. Wow, I'm THAT girl that has a disclaimer on her profile huh? LOL oh well ;-) I am looking for someone who is easy to talk to and we can have an intelligent conversation. I'm not a "one-upper" but I've been known to intimidate some people because I am really intelligent. I don't throw it in your face or anything, I do have humility :-) oh back to what I want...tangent lol I have a Dori brain sometimes. (if you get that joke, you are ahead lol) I want someone that I can joke with. I have an older brother, so in some weird twisted way, getting picked on makes me feel loved lol. But you gotta be able to take what you dish out because I'll give it right back ;-) I want someone who does NOT have a temper (mild, temporary road rage is ok, because lord knows I'm guilty as charged lol). I need someone who does not have any kind of racial or ethnic prejudice or stereotypes because that gets under my skin, bad. Homophobe's also need not apply. I want someone who is kind, honest, genuine and sweet. And even though I'm kind of a social butterfly, you being a bit socially awkward is kinda cute in an endearing way ;-) Oh if you have an over inflated ego, you also need not apply. I need someone down to earth and real. Humility along with patience, is a virtue.