Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Hollywood, 36 year old

Date someone special from United States. NEW UPDATE:
Ladies, check it out.
Think really hard about what you're about to read.
So I've checked out a ton of your profiles since I joined yesterday and at our ages we have to start being careful so we don't become tainted.
Some of these pages -- when read between the lines -- sound as declarations to stay single... forever.
That's where there's danger because at these ages we have lived half of our lives. And we get used to certain things.
And being single is one of them. So no matter what our words say some of our actions reflect interests that don't really incite unity with the opposite sex.
Let's not fall into that trap.
I read one woman's page that starts off with "well I don't like most guys but..." Lol.
See?
Let's toast to not being single.
Salud.
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Ok, here's the story:
I'm not trying to be on here going on date after date. Not my intention or goal. Scoring multiple women is not one of my hobbies.
I have more than enough interests to keep me occupied.
I just wanna get this section of my life squared away. You know, female partner and all.
So if I meet one -- keyword:one -- nice woman that lives nearby with a sensible head on her shoulders, I'm done. That's it. I'm off of the site.
I don't want each and everyone of you.
All is need is one and I'm cool.
So can you help me shut my profile down?
Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
!!MINOR BORING GETTING TO KNOW YOU CHIT-CHAT ALERT!!
I'm from the East Coast, watching movies, collecting and listening to vinyl records (instrumental Hip-Hop, everything from '66-'74), traveling.
My Ideal Person:
I guess it would be fairly obvious to say that I'm attracted to honest, down to earth blah, blah, blah.
Lemme tell you some things you probably didn't guess that I like in a woman.
I like women that wear white pants or skirts (in season of course). What else? Oh yeah, women that like eating dessert in bed. Late at night.
Women who have at least ONE hobby. Or hopefully many things about which she's passionate.
I love a woman that smells good. I mean like Bath and Body Works little fruity lotions and such. And perfume. Love that on a woman.
Oh ok, let's just throw this out there: I'm not a big fan of women wearing weaves, wigs or fake hair.
It confuses me.
Makes me feel like I'm about to get in trouble or something.
Like what's the disguise for? But I can't talk about it or ask about it or I'm gonna get it.
See, too much. Just be normal.
I like music a lot. One time I saw snake when I went hiking. I didn't like that. I like snacks. If I had kids I'd be married. I like Fela Kuti. Sometimes I battle him versus James Brown. I watch foreign films like they were released domestically. Today I learned about a cool astrophysicist. Sometimes I try to trick my godbrother into watching horror movies that will scare the isht outta him. I have 72% success rate with that. I'm actually listening to music as I type this.
(I have a ton of pics. Ask or "axe" and ye shall receive)
:)

Meet single man from United States. About me: I am a native... born and raised in SoCal, dude, like totally, fer sure. I’m educated (studied at Oxford University and UC Santa Cruz). My background is Irish and Chinese. I'm sure there's a joke or bad pun in there somewhere just waiting to be made.
I've been lucky enough to study in the hallowed halls once walked by Lewis Carroll, Aldous Huxley, Oscar Wilde, CS Lewis... and have also sat upon the banks of the Ganges River where the Buddha meditated 2,500 years ago. I have traveled to some pretty harsh places the last few years and it has completely humbled me. I really appreciate the simple things in life and would love to find someone who "gets it."
I love big cities, huge cities, metropolises, megalopolises... real cities with endless skylines - concrete, steel, neon reaching up to the clouds. I like cities where a million people are all at the night market at midnight. Cities like Tokyo, Hong Kong, Mumbai, Shanghai, Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur... I will wander all night in such places for as long as I live.

Date people from United States. I've been in Los Angeles for the last 6 years. I've enjoyed living in different places and hope to continue doing so. I really want to travel more, whether it be the spontaneous roadtrips or planned ones abroad. I went to Peru last year and LOVED it.
I love music, all types! (well not so much country) Playing guitar/singing is cathartic for me, it gets me calm no matter what state I am in. Listening to KCRW music on the weekends is something I enjoy greatly. Visiting live venues is a great past-time for me; I'm all about live performances.
I'm an Engineer/Producer for a national radio show. Since living down in Hollywood for 6 years I've worked at a jazz record label, recorded many hi profile artists for interviews used on radio and dabble with freelance projects.
Having a good time with someone, even if it's just a walk down the street to relax, makes me smile. Discovering the fun in a place where there was no fun before can be exciting. I'm very passionate about being passionate, to find those things in life that drive us most and pursue them, whether it be music/art/travelling/cooking or any other creative outlet.
While I enjoy being active and playing sports I do not like watching them on TV. Sporting events are ok but I'll do it mostly for the tailgating and good company. I'd rather have an adventure of my own whether it be a roadtrip or aimlessly wandering unknown parts of the city to find its many gems.
I'm a very positive and creative person and am looking for the same in a woman. I'm looking to meet someone that's cool to hang out/share experiences with, has a beautiful smile and sharp wit.

Meet a man from United States. one Surf Pac, extra rice and spam, large Lilikoi to go.
About Me?
- No rock hard abs or bulging biceps (too much Zippys); biggest muscle is probably my brain, which in my mind, I can bench press 315 lbs 40x and do 5,000 sit-ups in a day.
- I'm pretty mellow; I can be witty, I can be sarcastic, I can be dorky, I can be stupid...if I'm all at once, I'm probably drunk.
- I love chicken...with rice, even better.
- I can wash dishes better than I can cook; my favorite cooking utensil is my rice cooker.
- I keep the milk on the left side of the refrigerator, above the eggs.
- I wet my toothbrush prior to putting the toothpaste on toothbrush. Don't ask why, some people put the milk in the bowl before the cereal.
- I open my mouth when I put in my contacts.
- I tend to fall asleep with the TV watching me and yet my electric bill is about $54 a month.
- I make my happy faces in emails/text message like this =) The other way, like this (= looks like you're left handed.
- I hate the Yankees but love the Mets.
- I find intelligent women sexy.
- I love my Aloha shirts but hate ironing them.
- I live in Hawai'i Nei and I don't know how to swim. Before you respond to this, I always get the 'but you live on an island, what if the island sinks!?' In the event that this island sinks, what am I going to do? Swim to CA!? I'll invest in some arm floaties...
- I would like to learn how to ride a horse one day...just in case the earth runs out of fossil fuel or I get accidently zapped back into the 16th century...which ever comes first.
- I'm not into holding up my phone in front of the mirror, with shirt off, to take self portraits. To each their own I guess, but you'll just have to settle for the photos I've uploaded.
- I'm not into buying 13K handbags when there is mortgage to be paid.
- I'm not into long walks on the beach...too much homeless people on our beaches.
- I'm not religious but believe Troy Aikman is a god.
- If I could change occupations, I would be a carpenter, but currently settling as an architect, and loving it.
- You'll probably have no issue with introducing me to your mom, and your dad will probably want to arm wrestle me.
About You?
- Please have all of your teeth...the rest can be worked out =)
So if you're still reading this, couple more things.
- Not to sound conceited, but I don't like winks...if interested, please message. If you're winking...you're not reading.
- If you don't have a picture, shame shame...
- I currently live on Oahu, if that's any indication to the 'Hollywood'. I can imagine some of the messages that girls get, but 808 got some crazy girls too...'your picture is giving me a boner' WTF!?
- Another story. I previously signed up for Match but one day I got an email...the ones that Match sends you with 'new matches' and my sister was in there. I was like WTF is this? Canceled my membership the next day. Since she's married and apparently 1 out of 5 relationships start on a dating site, I figure I give it another shot...
- One last thing, I can be really shy but I'm almost certain I can make you laugh...unless you're dead, which then means that you wouldn't be reading this. I have a lot of dry jokes to share!
Good luck.

Date a soulmate from United States. I'm a quirky, artistic, creative, free-spirited, sarcastically sharp-witted, intensely deep, outside-the-box free thinker thriving on my individuality. I'm a psycho-cerebrally zany, banana luvin' guerilla filmmaker, and play drums at a professional level--I am that different drummer. I'm a lover of masterful songwriting which certainly transcends categorization. The styles which move me the most consistently toward dancing, drumming or simply savoring are: Classic soul, old-school funk, classic rock, jazz/fusion, D.C. go-go, rap/hip-hop--but only if the latter is exceptionally written, produced and delivered with a tasteful, timeless, superior-sampled classic hook. I also have a passion for exceptional movies--those leaving an indelible impact. I've suffered more than my share of loss in life, and I'm not afraid to admit the occasional benefits of a hearty, cleansing cry. And although time is my most feared adversary, it also somehow has a tendency to be among our greatest healers. But in the meantime, the perfect song and/or movie can still make the moment perfect, and for that moment life can be absolutely perfect. Usually comedy works best for me--Fortune cookie say: "Your sense of humor will always get you through difficult times..." My favorite period is the mid-'60s-'70s, specifically 1968--the height of psychedelia! My favorite actor is Peter Sellers while my favorite writer/director is Woody Allen for his body-of-work prior to his recently becoming a delusional elitist, passing on his now-diminished, sense-of-sophomoric-humor only to the intellectually lowest-common-denominator of his movie-going audience.
Any day that provides the opportunity to meet someone special is the best day for doing so--If I knew chemistry's schedule I wouldn't be doing this. I've an inherent love for animals, especially dogs. If I could choose a superpower, I'd like the ability to turn arsonists into eternal timebombs of spontaneous combustion so they continuously experience the feeling of being perpetually engulfed in their own personal, blazing, infernal hell. I'd also turn animal abusers and poachers into eternal animal prey so they continuously experience the feeling of being hunted, devoured, digested and excreted over and over again--but enough of my tender side. Though while on such an appetizing topic, if I could invite any five guests to dinner, why not the best?--John Bonham, John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant and Karen Carpenter--We'd be sure to give her a much needed case of the munchies right through next day's brunch with a marathon recording session in between.
I realize it takes two-to-tango, and my ideal partner-in-crime will automatically share in facilitating a refreshing feeling of familiarity to the point we'll feel as if we've known each other our whole lives. So as opposed to the awkwardness of a first date, upon our very first encounter, greeting each other with anything less than a passionate kiss on the lips would be a monumental step backward. Instead of a reciprocal wink/talkmatch e-mail, I hope she can efficiently take the initiative to successfully circumvent these bumbling Match police who meddle in and/or edit talkmatch e-mails, and reach the "KingOfKingsRd" at my virtual post office in the cyber-Gee Galaxy... An inability to grasp this request will disappointingly place her among those unfortunately illiterate 99.9% whom I frustratingly can't pursue any further. For she doesn't adhere to any antiquated rules, but is rather impelled by life's foremost rule: It's just too God-damn short! And if she can beat me at the Jumble, my search is over. Any intelligent life out there...?

Meet men and women from United States. Extremely hardworking, yet I enjoy life. I like honesty, people true to themselves. World traveler, curious for too many things, life is short. Quite frankly, I am not good at selling myself on this website. Too old school perhaps. But hey, I will give it a shot. Who knows, something meaningful may come out of it.

Date someone special from Hollywood, United States. I am a well-educated man, who has a good job. I also am in a band and I play the bass guitar. I've been told that I am a funny guy...with some occasional splashed of sensitivity. I am extremely sensual when it comes to women because it's a great quality. I grew up with older sisters, so I can comprehend a girl's point of view more than most guys. Like to have fun, but alo like to chill at home and watch a movie or a ball game. I'm athletic, but not a small man by any stretch. II've had the same friends since grammar school.
The woman I am looking for has to be funny, smart and sexy (in her own way). Willing to have fun, but also able to chill, and stay in. I would probably like someone who thinks with a open mind. A girl who knows what she wants is a major turn on for me. I also dig girls who appreciate music, because I love music. A family-oriented girl is definetely a good thing.