Date women from United States / Alabama / Columbia, 64 year old

Date someone special from Columbia, United States. My closest friends would tell you not to trust me because I am a treacherous, lazy, foul waste of skin. I love vodka. I am proud to say that I have been able to live off of my friends for years and years. If you pretend to be afraid of everything no one expects you to do anything to help out. I have 5 kids but I don't have much to do with them unless I need to crash on their couch or eat so don't worry, it's like don't have any kids. I am incontinent and I hope that won't be a problem for you. If so, buzz off!