Date men and women from United States / California / Newhall, 27 year old

Date a boy from United States. Yes, that's a banana costume. No, you can't have it.
Hi, I'm Richie. Thanks for stopping by. Please wipe your feet before continuing, I just had my carpet cleaned.
I'm a very easy-going guy, but have been told that I look intimidating... Which I think is as ridiculous as Donald Trump's hair cut/piece. I love laughing, and no matter how bad my day was, if I laughed at some point that day, I won't call it a total loss. I like to surround myself with goofy and dorky people. Normal people tend to be boring and predictable and I refuse to fall into that category.
I tend to be very random and sarcastic. I'm the type of person that has absolutely no problem making a fool out of myself to make everyone laugh. There's definitely a difference between having fun and being obnoxious and I keep myself from becoming the latter. Shy is definitely not a word that describes me.
Three random facts about myself:
1) I met Adam Corola in LA once. He affectionately called me "hey, you, ambulance guy."
2) I have a mutual hatred/respect with all geese of the world.
3) I know the muffin man.
I'm currently employed as a manager for a Los Angeles-based ambulance company, but hope to be hired as a police officer, soon. I've always been interested in helping people, and really enjoy what I do. I'm still undecided on whether I want to be a cop full-time or just on a volunteer basis. I've put a lot of time and hard work into the company I work at, and see great potential for growth for the company and myself.
I'm looking for a lady that is down to earth, has a sense of humor and can have a good time no matter what we do. I love going on adventures doing anything from the super simple night at home, to a spontaneous road trip to vegas/the river/Australia (haven't worked out the kinks on that last one, yet). I love to laugh and high-five. Sometimes, if you're lucky enough, you can actually witness both happen, in succession.
Things that can possibly make me leave in the middle of the date:
1) Farting and blaming me.
2) Calling Bud-light "beer." I prefer to call it "beer pong fluid."
3) Beating me:
a. at Dr. Mario.
b. at Pool.
c. with a blunt object.
Actually, to be honest, A and B will be more likely to get you a thumbs-up and a wink, but C will definitely make me unhappy.
So, go on. Message me. Talk about my shiny boots, my awesome banana costume, or tell me a joke. Just so you know, I tend to have a strange obsession for bad pick up lines.