Date men and women from United States / Arizona / Clifton, 39 year old

Date a man from Clifton, United States. Attention K-Mart shoppers!! We have a blue light special at the back of our store. Up for grabs, to the highest, most desirable bidder of course, is one fine, cute, sexy, handsome, funny, intelligent *lets see what else.* HOTT!! male with the biggest set of... BLUE EYES. you have ever seen. LOL, you thought i was gonna say something else didn't ya... You thought i was gonna say BICEPS didn't ya. you have a dirty mind, seek help now while there is still time! LoL. Oh, did i say he was funny? This is a limited time offer going fast available only to the highest, most sexy, sweetest, bidder, who wouldn't mind sticking her tongue in my ear. He He (void where prohibited by law, and in Arkansas as well.... where pretty much nothing is illegal anyways, LoL). Anyhow, I am available to a beautiful, intelligent, sexy, delightful woman I am all the things which were just listed and more, and I am looking for a intelligent, sexy, honest, AVAILABLE woman to make me feel good about myself on a daily basis, I promise the feeling will be reciprocated. Old crowns and angry, man eating, amazon women need not apply... as this is one soul that cannot be broken by your evil, heartless ways. Ok, I'll accept applications from Amazon women, but no old, evil crowns LoL. If you choose to make this purchase I warn you, the right woman (who ever she is) will not be overwhelmed by this man nope, nope, nope... she will be SWEPT OFF HER FEET and will have constant feelings of giddiness followed by moments of breathlessness (especially around her single friends who haven't had a date in 8-12 months or so, especially when she tells them she's found the man of her dreams :) SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: If you experience these feelings for more than a twelve hour period don't see your doctor or a pharmacist, just stick your tongue in his ear, it will solve the problem immediately! Forgive me if I don't respond to your mail ...you'll have to wink me because I'm not committing to a payment till I know I'm interested in responding.
I know, it appears like I'm a complete practical Joker and a total narcissist but I fervently deny most of those allegations ...typically I have a very dry, witty sense of humor followed by moments of sheer tomfoolery followed by occasional moments of complete comical brilliance which makes me far sexier than the next guy :P
Honestly I'm just me, what could I possibly say in a two or three thousand word post that wouldn't be better said over a nice cup of coffee or a candlelight dinner or screaming it to you while racing go-carts at 100mph, playing video games or shooting a round of golf?
In my opinion, it's impossible for anyone to legitimately express who they are on any matchmaking site.First of all, I am biased, simply because I'm the author. Second, I might tend to think too highly of myself or I might tend to avoid bragging about the more flattering aspects of my life or my personality because I'm too modest or reserved to say it as I see it.
In all seriousness, I am a very nice person (I always look for nice things to say about other people, everyone should), I am educated, I am seXy .without being narcissistic .I love to hold hands. I love to kiss. I absolutely love deep, meaningful conversations. I am an open book, I come with no baggage, IMO I'm funny .on occasion, I am a hopeless romantic at heart (P.S. don't tell anyone), I love God with all my heart .and I am very open about it. I prize honesty and I know the meaning of the word commitment (you will never come home to catch me in bed with your sister or your best friend).
Like anyone else I have my issues, but for the most part they are infinitesimal in scope and size. All I really want is what everyone else wants in life, a deep, loving, committed relationship full of passion, humor and with the right person love!.maybe little white picket fence, a two-car garage, a man gave, a dog, 2.3 - 3 kids .and a Ferrari. Okay the Ferrari's is not really necessa

Meet men and women from Clifton, United States. Love campin, fishin, huntin, & ridin atvs/dirt bikes. Enjoys stayin in & watchin movies at home. Love goin to concerts & checkin out new things/places. Have worked for same company for 9 years. Not real picky. Just lookin for someone to hang with & enjoy everything life has to offer. she must be a good cook & adventurous, but willing to stay in & watch movies at home on the couch.

Date people from Clifton, United States. I am a 38 year old guy living in Grand Junction.I am origianly from Gunnison.
I am a very open minded guy,but also very upfront, you always know where you stand with me.
I don't like cheaters,tired of games,hate drama and liars.
I am a real outdoors type guy,but staying in and relaxing can be very nice at times.I like to off-road,I make great BBQ,I'm comical,I like to go out once in awhile,and still know how to be a gentleman while doing so.
I am confident in myself,no i dont have a big ego,im very down to earth and,very romantic as well.
I'm not sure if I'm Mr Perfect for you,but I'm real,sweet,silly,and know it's time to share my life with someone else.
Not Marriage,that takes time and trust.,just a special woman.SO Ladies If you're real,and a no games,faithful,honest gal that is 21-42 drop me a note.Nobody is ever perfect..you can only be who you are, and I'M JUST ME.

Meet someone special from Clifton, United States. I am a hard working, fun loving guy who is looking for that special companion who shares the same interests and loves in life as me. I'm a little shy sometimes, but that usually does'nt last long when I get to know you. Family and friends are very important parts of my life. I'm very active and enjoy being outdoors, but that does'nt mean I dont like being inside sometimes too.