Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Opp, 42 year old
Date single man from Opp, United States. I have been unemployed for the past few years except for minimum wage jobs that I keep getting fired from. So, I am looking for a woman that will keep me up. I have several babies by different mamas but don't pay child support for any of them. So, don't worry about that. I'm trying to get on the draw by tricking the right person into believing there is something wrong with me so I can get a big, fat government check for doing nothing.
These pictures of me don't tell the whole story. I wear a do rag and have a goutee with piercings in my eyebrows and nose. I look cool in wifebeaters and can't spell. My 9 year old niece had to proofread my profile for grammatical errors. I hope you will overlook the fact that I have been in and out of trouble with the law for the past few years. If we go anywhere, you will have to drive cuz I don't have a car. I have to bum rides everywhere I go. I'm just looking for a good time and to lay on the couch while you do all the housework and cook. I am also lazy, arrogant and a jerk. I do what I want when I want. I can't wait to find a woman that, "luvs drankin' me some Budweiser while watchin' the TAHD Roll on fall Saturdays".
Seriously.
I am looking for a woman that can dress up to go to a social function and wear jeans and a tshirt and just hang out on a Saturday afternoon.
I enjoy college football. War Eagle! I enjoy going to the beach, mountains, Atlanta, New Orleans, etc. I enjoy outdoors stuff like fishing and canoing. I'm always up for weekend getaways.
I'd like to meet someone that is physically attractive to ME. That's all relative. I don't know how to explain what that means to me but I'll know it when I see it. More importantly, I am looking for someone with a good heart.
I'm not a clingy person but I would like to meet someone that is "all there" when we are together. I also don't want someone that is going to smother me. I own a business that consumes a lot of my time during the day. But, if I meet the right woman, I'll be sure to make time to spend together.
Immediate disqualifiers/Red Flags:
- Uses poor grammar and can't spell or write like you are a teenager texting,i.e. i go to wurk today, c u later,ur truck, mudridin, 4 whelin.
- You've dated a drug head who has been in prison and is constantly unemployed who treated you badly by verbally and physically abusing you, you kept going back to him and now are looking for some guy like myself to save you.
- Are a drama queen and talk about past bad relationships. Please don't bore me with how terrible he was. He was good enough for you at one time.
- Are not in decent shape. I've gained a few pounds since I got back from Iraq but I am not interested in dating someone that weighs more than me.
- Have three or more babies by three or more daddies.That would be too confusing to me. Learn to use birth control.Update,I recently met a woman who has three children all by different men.Ok, two of them are by brothers.Yes,I said brothers! So, do the children call each other brother sister cousins, sister brother cousins, sisins, brosins, cousters, couthers or what?!?! Is the dad an Uncle Daddy? Hey, little Billy, let's go see your Uncle Daddy today. Wow. Guess what you get when you breed a dumb*ss with a dumb*ss. You get a double dumb*ss. They breed with other double dumb*sses and society continues on a downward spiral.
Oh, but you must LOVE doing laundry...love it like a cold glass of water in the hot desert; love it like seeing a beloved one for the first time in 10 years. I have lots of it. I'll bring it over to your house because I don't want you to know where I live. I'm also messy. I leave dirty socks and underwear everywhere. Be prepared to clean up after me. I'm a messy eater. I get food all over the place; my ears, my hair, my nose, the floor..everywhere. I also leave the toilet seat up.
Meet people from Opp, United States. Im funny and love to smile. have a good personality. looking for someone to spend time with and see where it goes. looking for someone that is honest and loyal and loves to have fun. someone who likes to go to beach and travel some, and loves outdoors.
Date a soulmate from Opp, United States. IAM BLONDE WITH BROWN HAIR LIKE GOOD HUMER SWEET OUT GOING WOMAN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN, WORKS, LIKES TO FISH and CAMPING SPORTS. I AM A GOOD MAN WHO HAS NEVER BEEN MARRYED BUT WOULD LIKE TO SOME DAY IF I CAN, FIND ONE THAT DOSE NOT CHEAT
Meet men and women from Opp, United States. I love life. I love doing for others and making people happy. Enjoy spending time in the outdoors. Can't stand drama. Life is too short to worry with things we can't change. Live life for every second it's worth.
Date a woman from Opp, United States. I don't do much in my life. I go to church and that will bring out the smile on my face, but my grandchildren also bring out that same smile because i now that they come from God too. I am not a hard person to get a long with, because the Jesus said thow the first stone if you have no sin yourself, and there is only one on this plant that had no sin. He love you and I love you.
Meet someone special from Alabama, United States. I like an wonerful outgoing family man as long as you like kids well be just fine;)i been in a bad relationship for the past 12 years and sure dont want to go down that road anymore:)i dont care if you drink as long as you dont get out of control with it i dont drink at all i smoke daily but as long as you treat me right ill treat you right
