Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Indian Springs, 34 year old

Date people from United States. How to do this without seeming goofy? Wait, I'm kinda goofy. Ok, I like my job and I've accomplished a lot but the schedule has left little time for dating. I still feel like that silly, smartass kid inside and I'd like someone who embraces that side of themselves. If I was independently wealthy I think I'd just ride motorcycles, read real literature, work in my yard, and work with nonprofit humanitarian groups. Alas, such is not the case.
I'd like to meet someone as driven as I am to create a better life for a future family than I was afforded who can also help me to stop for a minute, set all that down, and just enjoy the moment. You know, the one. I'd like to meet an intelligent, funny, spirited, classy, noble hearted, grounded, Christian woman. Is that asking alot? ;) I have no interest in drama or high maintenance. I don't do the bar thing, I drank enough as a kid. I'd rather go find some antique shop and look at furniture I'd like to build or restore. An early morning motorcycle ride is just as fun as all morning poking around some offbeat bookstore. I'm just as likely to go to the symphony that night as have a beer on the porch.
Yeah, everybody likes cooking at home as much as a night out as much as snuggling on the couch. Blah, blah. If you're not laughing a little at that then I'm gonna be too sarcastic and dry-witted.
Ok, this is awkward enough and I think you get the general idea. I can't say I'm not a little nervous about this. Well, here goes!