Date men from United States / California / Vacaville, 34 year old

Date someone special from California, United States. I am a complete and total dork. I may have a shaved head, tattoos, and a black belt, but I'm a huge nerd at heart. I love math. I have the best job in the world & can't imagine myself doing anything else. I Like to challenge myself mentally and physically. I am a pretty spontaneous person. I am a huge smart-ass, and the most honest person I know...which can get me into trouble from time to time.
I need someone I can have an intelligent conversation with or be a goofball with, depending on the mood. I workout or do something active just about every day, so it would be cool to find someone who is into the same. On the other hand, I'm also looking for someone who I can hang out with, do nothing, and still have fun doing it (or not doing it in this case).
SUPER HUGE TRIPLE BONUS POINTS:
- if you know the difference between their, there, & they're (same goes for your & you're)
- if you're a Star Wars fan
- if you can take sarcasm...and throw it right back
- if you know what my profile name means!

Meet single man from California, United States. Hi, I'm Bryan.
I am an honest, funny, humble can be very sarcastic. I hold my integrity to the highest because once you lose that, I feel you have nothing. I love to laugh and have a good time. I am confident but can be shy at first. I get along with pretty much everyone. I've be told that I am a super nice guy. Nothing really bothers me. I've passed a psych exam (so I won't stalk you) and have been gainfully employed for the past 13 yrs with the same place.
I don't drink much, its a long story. I like going to the gym or hiking. I like to have a good time, I am usually up for anything (with in reason) hunt, fish, shoot, country music, good cold beer, dive bars, old dogs, Pit Bulls hold a special place in my heart, wild life, the ocean, rodeo's and random road trips to no where. I'd like to get SCUBA certified someday, I love the water.
I enjoy taking my grandfather on long drives just to hear him talk and tell me old stories, he just turned 90 so I enjoy every minute that I can with him.
If you were to ask my friends about me they would say that I'm funny, dependable and love to have a good time. I don't play games, its not fair to the other person. I don't go to clubs and you won't find me hanging out in a bar. If I do go to a bar generally its a low key dive bar. I definitely don't do drama. If you are on probation/parole have an extensive arrest record or a illegal drug habit, I am not interested.
The person that I would like to meet must have strong family values, family always comes first. You must be polite, courteous, laid back and know what they want in life. If we are out to dinner and you treat the waiter/waitress bad...sorry. If you have pretty eyes, cute dimples a great smile and are tall it helps. Liking dogs is a must.
I don't like rude inconsiderate people. I always put the other person feelings before my own. Someone that doesn't mind if plans sometimes get blown, my job interferes with my life at times. I like independent women that have there own lives and own group of friends. I'll need guy time just like you will need girl time to go shoe shopping ;). I'm not looking for some one who is clingy and I'm not just looking to hook up, I want something that might turn into something meaningful. If I sound like someone you'd like to meet say hi. You may be pleasantly surprised. Best of luck, thanks for showing interest.