Date men from United States / Colorado / Denver, 26 year old - page 5

Date single boy from Colorado, United States. I am mysterious. Very mysterious. So very mysterious, in fact, that I can't talk about it here. All I can reveal to you is that I consider BBQ sauce to be mankind's greatest achievement; it is the pinnacle of our very existence. I am not religious, but if I worshiped a god it would be a bottle of Stubb's BBQ sauce.
Aside from an unhealthy obsession with quality meat covered in BBQ sauce (that doesn't have high fructose corn syrup in it, because I have a thing about that) I like smart, adventurous girls who aren't afraid to try new things and have a good sense of humor. I am attracted to women who are intelligent, passionate about something, and have genuine depth to their personalities. When I say depth I mean there's more to you than shopping and working out. You don't have to have the same interests as me, but at least be interested in something! My heart longs for the beauty and adventures of the world, and I'm just looking for a best friend to share those experiences with.
Major points if you're well-spoken/written and have a good sense of humor. I can't resist a prime opportunity for an inappropriate "your mom" joke, so you'll need to be able to at least handle that if not enjoy the absurdity of it with me.
Warning: I'm very blunt, sarcastic, have a sharp tongue, and speak my mind, so if you're thin-skinned and easily upset you might not be able to stomach me. I call it how I see it.