Date men from United States / Arkansas / Springdale, 34 year old

Date a man from Springdale, United States. I don't know what to say here. Do I tell you how charming I am? Or do I tell you that I'm terribly witty? I'm a pretty down to earth person, though. I grew up in the country on a farm. I hate spiders. I'm allergic to cats but I own one. I can't send or receive emails YET. I'll get a full membership later.
Update - I got a full membership. Worthless. I get more rejection on here than I do offline. What a waste of $30.