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Date single man from Menifee, United States. Okay, here goes: I'll take humor (humour) and brains over beauty all the time. But, or course, there's nothing wrong with beauty either! I still believe the brain is by far the sexiest part of the body.
My age really is 57, but I look younger. Good DNA. Both my parents still look great. And no, I don't look old enough to have grand-kids, but I do. The pictures are very recent. And yes, I'm 5'9". I was told a lot of men lie about their height. Kind of hard to hide your height if we ever meet, isn't it? Kind of like the "recent picture" thing. Speaking of pictures - if all of your pictures are of you wearing hats and sunglasses, those aren't really pictures. They're called disguises! And no more pictures from 100 yards away! Please stop. I've also found out (through experience) that a lot of women fudge their age a bit. That's okay, just let me know up front.
The basics: Still have all my own hair and teeth. Not a convicted felon. Not a stalker (that's way too much work!). No restraining orders. No prison time. Not on parole. I know what deodorant and cologne are and I'm not afraid to use them. Shower daily (sometimes more, depending on how much work I'm doing). Have a valid driver's license and my own vehicles. I've done plenty of corporate and political functions, so you can dress me up and take me places, and I won't embarrass you in public. I clean up well. However, I prefer a nice shirt and jeans. Like anything outdoors, water, camping (have my own camper - no tents!), motorcycles, cars, boats, sports, the water, love traveling, etc. Like good wine and good beer (not much of a bar fly or lounge lizard). Worked in the Hi-tech world for 30 years, so I've seen the whole evolution of technology in our world. No I'm not a geek, but I still know my way around the keyboard pretty well.
Like working with my hands. Had my own handyman business for awhile. Very therapeutic and a great stress reliever.
If you're looking for a partner in crime and have a great sense of humor, I'm you're guy. I prefer women who are witty and able to hold a conversation. Looks will only get you so far. I mean really. How many times have you met a gorgeous person (man or woman) and then they open their mouth, and all of a sudden they're not so hot? Me too. Must be able to laugh at yourself. Sarcasm is tolerated and expected.
If you're looking for a knight in shining armor - I ain't that guy. My armor has more than it's share of dents and dings, along with some rust spots. The joints also get creaky once in awhile. I've fallen off the horse a lot (which is really tough on the armor), but I've always managed to climb back on and keep going (was it me or the horse?). If I were a car, I'd be "High mileage, but well maintained, with regular tune-ups. Still has good tires and wheels. Brakes might need a little work - doesn't slow down when it should.". Still have all of my original equipment and upholstery (hair). No replacements, enhancements, or artificial ingredients.
Overall, I'm pretty low maintenance and easy going.
Oh - and I can still see my toes when I look down......pretty proud of that. I don't have my six pack anymore, but I don't have a 12 pack either (not even close!!).
BTW - Use messages (your own words). No flirts, winks, nods, waves, head bobs, or chin wags. We're all adults here (or at least trying to be). Don't be shy, I don't bite (well...nibble maybe).
Please be reasonably local. It just makes it easier to spend time together, or have spontaneous get togethers on short notice.
No pictures - no response! You can see me, so I should be able to see you.
No smokers! Unless, you smoke an occasional cigar you're willing to share.

Meet men and women from Menifee, United States. I am a 57 year old man looking for a woman between the ages of 45 to 55 years old. I am more of a stay at home kind of guy. I do like an occasional trip to the casinos, going to the movies, going fishing, or even out to dinner. I am a quiet person and don't talk alot unless I have something to say. I am an avid coin collector. I like all animals and I have 3 dogs. A good joke always makes me laugh. I have 3 adult children and 3 grandchildren and I take care of my 80 year old mom. I do have a car but I don't drive due to an artifical hip from a car accident in 1992. I am a generous, caring guy who need someone to spoil.

Date a soulmate from Menifee, United States. I'm a pretty simple guy. It doesn't take much to make me happy. Material things are nice but not the center of the universe. I have quite a bit of vacation time each year, so it would be nice to find someone to share it with. A River lover would be nice. I've been told I'm a good cook and I make a killer Bloody Mary. I have a salsa garden every year and I know how to use it. I'd like to find a woman with a good attitude who knows the difference between a need and a want. The white horse is happy in the pasture and the armour is staying in the attic. I don't need saving and I'm not looking for someone to save. Yes, there's more to me than this. I choose not to share with just anybody. Want to know more? You know what to do.

Meet a man from Menifee, United States. ...I'm a man of simple means, to know me, is to love me, LOL! Looking for a trusting, truthful, honest woman...caring ,loving...friend, partner, companion, buddy, pal, confidante & lover. But aren't we all basically looking for the same?

Date someone special from Menifee, United States. Active and looking for someone to share life and all its adventures. Life is lonely sometimes, but not always. Give me space and we'll be a great team! When we get together, lets explore this world and see that trouble we can get into.

Meet people from Menifee, United States. loyal, honest, friendly, likable, easy going, patient, take my time, do it right, take care of business, enjoy life, friends. thankful for family and friends and health just glad to be alive. hope to find some one similar get along be good friends work together support each other.

Date someone special from Arkansas, United States. HI,
I consider myself to be kind, caring, honest and have a great sense of humor. I enjoy spending time with family, jazz concerts, wine tasting, farmers markets, shopping, BBQ's, baseball games and taking pictures to name a few. I love mornings and sun sets.
I am looking for someone who is kind, mild mannered, good sense of humor and is a good communicator. I would hope they would enjoy doing some of the things I like, but also has their own interests.

Meet a woman from Arkansas, United States. I'm a kind attentive,healthy loving, women and have been told I look and act much younger than my ripe old age. Would like to find a man that is kind, intelliegent and has a good sense of humor.You are loving, attentive and generous in all areas of your life. I'm ready to make this second half of my life the best yet. The best is yet to come! I enjoy music, live entertainment, dancing, communicating, good wine and food and being peaceful and serene. I am an animal lover and have 2 dogs, that mean the world to me. I do not care for cats, and they don't care for me.
We both are givers and are gracious receivers..
I like to laugh and have a good sense of humor. I want to enjoy life while the living is good. Is there a special someone out there that I can have an authentic and loving connection with?
I've recently moved to a new home in Menifee and am starting a new chapter in my life. Looking for new people to contribute and add to this part of my journey.
I love my home and enjoy decorating and home improvement projects. I like all kinds of music from folk to rock and enjoy going to concerts, seeing my favorite bands. Open, honest, accepting of others differences can be a challange in our later years. The older we get the more we become set in our ways. I like art, drawing, painting, jewlery making and sewing. I always have to have a project in the works. Keeps me feeling alive when I'm creative.
I love sushi and fish and eating healthy. I shop at Sprouts and Trader Joes and am always looking for healthy foods and products to enhanse my life. I am not a big fan of junk and fast food.
Please live in close proximity to me, as long distance relationships can be difficult
I do not want to compromise my expectations at this point in my life . No need to respond if you don't feel you fit my profile, I'm not a member of match.com at this time. Try okcupid