Date men and women from United States / Alabama / Grant, 29 year old

Date someone special from Alabama, United States. Scenario:
You're walking in a busy train station. I see you in the distance. I push my way through the mass of vacant faces.
You drop your cell phone. We both reach to pick it up when our eyes lock. The cacophony of noise fades away. A giraffe is heard in the distance.
I tell you my name. You already forget it. I stare deeply into the deep depths of your (insert color) eyes as I question if you're "coming or going." You tell you're leaving forever, just as the train whistle blows.
I reach for you as you get on. The doors shut. I slowly shuffle forward as the train lifts anchor. My pace hastens, eyes darting through each window hoping to see you. My pegleg clicking in rapid susscession.
Then I see you. You look back. You panic and pull the string thingy that stops the train because I assume they're still totally on there these days. You run to me; my left leg now splintered 3 inches shorter. You look up-- and realize I still have your phone.
You tell the conductor I stole it, and I'm severly beaten.
END SCENE
I just wrote that on no sleep. I'll regret how dumb it is later. If you can stand silly sarcasm, and a dad of two great kids, we can easily get along. I'm new to Huntsville and work a great job, but it's mostly guys. I'd love to meet a great girl in the area to be friends, or atleast complete my scavenger hunt.
CHRIS

Meet single boy from Alabama, United States. well lets see im 30 years old and im 5'9" tall and i an 150 pounds cut-fit i like hunttin and fishing and camping hike in long walks in the night hang in with frainds an go in off road ride in on my rail buggy

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