Date someone special from Alabama, United States. Yes, it's true. I was born without a sense of humor. I also have a total lack of self-confidence. I am an "inside the box" thinker and I loathe to learn new things. I do not like to travel and pretty much hate leaving the house in general. I am a control freak and cannot stand it when things don't go my way. I despise adventure and all it entails.I am looking for someone who also has no sense of humor. Emotional instability is also highly valued. An intolerance to sarcasm is a must. This person should not like to tackle challenges, climb mountains, or see new things. A very narrow, rigid-minded view of the world would also be appreciated. I would like to find someone who goes to the gym 8 days a week, but never ventures outdoors for running, hiking, or mountain biking, especially under adverse environmental conditions, i.e. rain or snow. An extensive criminal record is a plus. If you think you have these qualities and you don't like to laugh, send me a message today.
Meet a man from Alabama, United States. I am looking for someone that I can talk to, enjoy her company. Time and chemistry will tell if it can be a good match. I believe that all can be done with hard work as long as the persons involved are willing to.