Date men from United States / Colorado / Monument, 25 year old

Date someone special from Colorado, United States. I am the milk man's son. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I'm 25 but 12 year olds don't have as much fun as I do. I think dancing is one of the most intimate things you can do with another person. I have the loudest laugh in the entire room. There is never a reason not to smile. I was trusted to make the Best Man speech at a wedding. I have 3 tattoos and plans for more. I shower daily. Barbeque is my favorite food group. I watch movies way too much. I love baseball, and football is awesome. I devour books like Kobiyashi eats hot dogs. Disney movies with innuendos that kids will never pick up are the coolest thing ever. Moms love me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. I eat soup, I sleep once a day.
Things that may happen when I'm around you:
we try to convince a squirrel it is actually a chipmunk that needs a haircut
driving range/batting cage/shooting guns
Draw stick figure art of random people in Starbucks and present it to them like its a masterpiece
Play Wal Mart Bingo
Call you a nerd and watch you defend yourself
Go Dancing
Grab a beer and argue over why you decided to name our 3rd child Beulah