Date men and women from United States / Colorado / Hartsel, 28 year old

Date single boy from Colorado, United States. 4000 characters to describe myself and my ideal match?? Did i not just do that with the 500 questions you just asked me? Now you want me to put it in writing.
I am a caring, affectionate, and loving person. I have a pretty good sense of humor and like to laugh.......wait a second i'm starting to sound like every other profile on here. I think next i'm suppose to tell you how i love to travel and i enjoy being outdoors. Oh and i want someone who enjoys going out on the town but also doesn't mind staying home watching movies.
If you've read enough profiles on here i'm sure you noticed they are all the same. What makes you email or "wink" at someone is physical attraction. A nice smile will have you sending a wink even if the guy is a Virgo and you get along with Scorpios better. FYI if you truly believe that astrology crap, please don't email me.
I tried leaving this section blank but match.com frowns upon that. So i ponied up the extra $20 for one of their experts( High School Drop out/GED Recipient) to write it for me. What they came back with was a masterpiece. They had a straight man appearing gay.
Im guessing all this makes me sound bitter and angry but im laughing as i type. I am being honest with all this though. Difficult to show that your smiling when you type. Hold up..... :-D There we go. LOL and LMAO as well.