Date men and women from United States / Colorado / Briggsdale, 39 year old

Date a man from Briggsdale, United States. Ok, So I recently read someone's profile and it occured to me. We all take this thing WAY to serious. If you stand back and think about it this whole thing is pretty funny. Here we all are on the internet because were tired of either finding the wrong kind of people out there in the world or tired of getting rejected face to face. So this is what I decided. I'm kindof done puttin on a show. I'm a great guy. I have a lot of fun in life. I get a little crazy and stupid sometimes but most times, I can keep it under control. So, if you want to smile alot and shake your head in shame a little then give me a sign(wink or email).
I am not insane(I think that's a plus). I have a good job(Another words you won't have to support me, Unless you want to of course). I am mentally stable(At least as mentally stable as you can be on match). I can have a conversation with someone without a script(This one I had to acquire for my job).And Last but not least, I hope. You don't have to squint to protect your eyes to look at me. I think that I am confident enough in myself, that I don't have to pretend that I'm going to be the first over 30 underwear model. Hopefully some of my other attributes can accelerate me a little closer to Brad Pitt status than I really am.
So what about you? The million dollar question.
1.)YOU have to be OK with kids. Sorry but they come with this spectacular package. haha.
2.)YOU have to understand that the reason that I have a good job is because I spend quite a few hours doing it.
3.)YOU cannot bring drama. If I want drama, I will go watch a movie.
4.)YOU don't want to get married the first week that we meet but you are looking for someone that you connect with on many levels, i.e. mentally, physically and Ugh emotionally. Just kidding about the last one, don't freak out or anything but I am a guy.
5.)And lastly, YOU know what it is to have fun. Sounds weird to say but you would be surprised how many people don't.
All right, so i've probably said enough to make half of the women on here hate me. So I guess we'll see you on the flip side!