Date men and women from California, United States. Previously owned, slightly used 47 year-old-male. . . all original parts, little body work required, and still runs well! Very few leaks and recently passed an 87 point inspection (that's what happens when you reach the age of 40 and get a physical exam. . . just wish they'd warmed the glove and could have at least bought me dinner and a movie first.) Passed smog inspection (I don't smoke) and only requires a few fluids to be topped off every now and then (I drink socially.)
I have been blessed with 3 wonderful boys and have learned a few bits of wisdom over the years about raising children:
1) Never let a 5-yr-old use electric dog shears. The good news is the Vet said the dog had been PREVIOUSLY neutered and the thing we found rolling on the floor was just an old grape.
2) If a diaper goes through the wash cycle, it makes a really big mess. Also if you try to clean it up, it will clog a wet/dry shop vac.
3) If the package of diapers says it's for 8 - 12 pounds, that's really all it will hold before you should consider changing it immediately
So if you have made it this far, you are either enjoying my warped sense of humor, or are one of those people that slows down traffic on the 210 freeway looking at an accident on the opposite side and creating a 3 mile backup. . .ugh!
But all joking aside (well OK, maybe not all. . .) here are the Cliff Notes about me: I am a computer programmer by trade (and for those of you who are casual computer users, computers are not meant to be a tool to help you make the same stupid mistakes over and over in a more efficient manner). I really enjoy outings (and by outings I mean something like mini-vacations or weekend getaways, not your second cousin's twice removed decision to let everyone know he's decided to live an alternative life style). I am a gourmet chef (passion of mine, you gotta eat so you might as well eat great food.) I am a dog person, however I do like cats (they taste like chicken) . . . (attention PETA: no cats were actually harmed/eaten during the making of this profile.)
I am looking for a girl who is just as comfortable hanging out by the BBQ drinking a beer and wearing jeans and a t-shirt, as she is wearing high heels and cocktail dress while enjoying champagne and caviar. She is easy going and comfortable with herself and does not try to over analyze/over think every situation. She has a strong sense for family, and a caring soul. She is spontaneous and does not sweat the small stuff. She preferably has all her own teeth, does not have an ex's name tattooed on her rear, and never been on a Tru TV video or the Jerry Springer show.
If you have made it this far and wasted the last few minutes of your life on me already. . . why not send me an email?
Anything else about myself is probably just like the same crap as everybody else. . . blah blah blah.
Life is too short so one should strive to always make the most of it, and in some ways, your perception of things is what really matters. For instance, it's okay to be a pessimist. . . you are either going to be proven right, or you will end up being pleasantly surprised. . . see, all in the perception :)
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