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Date men and women from California, United States. Previously owned, slightly used 47 year-old-male. . . all original parts, little body work required, and still runs well! Very few leaks and recently passed an 87 point inspection (that's what happens when you reach the age of 40 and get a physical exam. . . just wish they'd warmed the glove and could have at least bought me dinner and a movie first.) Passed smog inspection (I don't smoke) and only requires a few fluids to be topped off every now and then (I drink socially.)
I have been blessed with 3 wonderful boys and have learned a few bits of wisdom over the years about raising children:
1) Never let a 5-yr-old use electric dog shears. The good news is the Vet said the dog had been PREVIOUSLY neutered and the thing we found rolling on the floor was just an old grape.
2) If a diaper goes through the wash cycle, it makes a really big mess. Also if you try to clean it up, it will clog a wet/dry shop vac.
3) If the package of diapers says it's for 8 - 12 pounds, that's really all it will hold before you should consider changing it immediately
So if you have made it this far, you are either enjoying my warped sense of humor, or are one of those people that slows down traffic on the 210 freeway looking at an accident on the opposite side and creating a 3 mile backup. . .ugh!
But all joking aside (well OK, maybe not all. . .) here are the Cliff Notes about me: I am a computer programmer by trade (and for those of you who are casual computer users, computers are not meant to be a tool to help you make the same stupid mistakes over and over in a more efficient manner). I really enjoy outings (and by outings I mean something like mini-vacations or weekend getaways, not your second cousin's twice removed decision to let everyone know he's decided to live an alternative life style). I am a gourmet chef (passion of mine, you gotta eat so you might as well eat great food.) I am a dog person, however I do like cats (they taste like chicken) . . . (attention PETA: no cats were actually harmed/eaten during the making of this profile.)
I am looking for a girl who is just as comfortable hanging out by the BBQ drinking a beer and wearing jeans and a t-shirt, as she is wearing high heels and cocktail dress while enjoying champagne and caviar. She is easy going and comfortable with herself and does not try to over analyze/over think every situation. She has a strong sense for family, and a caring soul. She is spontaneous and does not sweat the small stuff. She preferably has all her own teeth, does not have an ex's name tattooed on her rear, and never been on a Tru TV video or the Jerry Springer show.
If you have made it this far and wasted the last few minutes of your life on me already. . . why not send me an email?
Anything else about myself is probably just like the same crap as everybody else. . . blah blah blah.
Life is too short so one should strive to always make the most of it, and in some ways, your perception of things is what really matters. For instance, it's okay to be a pessimist. . . you are either going to be proven right, or you will end up being pleasantly surprised. . . see, all in the perception :)

Meet a soulmate from California, United States. I have a great sense of humor and appreciate the same in a partner. I like to make the most of each day and not stress over the little things in life. II'm sincere and a good listener, passionate about music, art, and love the beach. I have a positive outlook, I'm always smiling and in a good mood. I enjoy a healthy, active lifestyle, good cuisine and good wine. I am very affectionate and genuinely sensual from the heart.

Date people from California, United States. Hi everbody. Thanks for stopping by. A little about myself. Clean-cut, well dressed, educated and alot of street smarts, love to laugh and be laughed at. Very outgoing. Beach, mountains, hiking, rv'ing, campiing, sporting events, home improvement, family time, playing with my kids, cookiing, musems, amusement parks, cuddling at home, lakes, TRAVEL. Warm sun and a beach anywhere in the world and I am happy1 Avid scuba diver. Love to travel and explore other cultures and there food. Travel overseas and local, from 5 star resorts to cozy cottages, to rustic cabins. Love weekend getaways.
I am honest (for real!) and a very compassionate and passionate person. I am a giver not a taker. The greatest gift I have in this life are my kids, a son 13 and a daughter 11. I share them with there mom. No drama. Family has and always will be #1 in my life. Being a father and companion is my top priority. Learned from lifes experiences and continue to do so. I am young enough to get into trouble with you and old enough to be wise.
My ideal match would have a passion for life, both physically and emotionally. Honesty, loyal, intelligent, independet, respectful, not selfish and have a wild sence of humor! Life is to short. One who is a team player, that will bring out the best in me as I would do the same for her. One that is romantic, loves to kiss, and show affection. I am very physical. I am a very loyal person, a one woman man. When I love I love deep. I am not afraid to show my emotions and share my feelings, communication and chemistry is key to a relationship. I am not into games, drama, drugs ( including meds ). I am not looking for perfection, that is not real. I do know you are out there and can't wait to meet you!
If you think you have the same values as myself and hopes, desires, ambitions, drop me a note. You never know. I am looking for a long lasting relationship that mey lead to marriage, or a lifelong companionship with my best friend.
hope to hear from you.

Meet someone special from California, United States. My closest friends would describe me as honest, dependable, happy and fun to be around, and very easy going. I am hoping to attract a very easy going, fun to be around, and someone that is easy to talk to with a good sense of humor. In a relationship I am looking for honesty, trust, and dedication.

Date single man from California, United States. Tall, handsome and talented. Very fit. I am a caring person. Fun loving person. I won a national championship in nitendo wii bowlingl. I am looking for a beautiful and caring woman, who is open minded. someone who can be my soul mate.

Meet someone special from Upland, United States. Hello, and welcome to my profile! I am an independent, respectful, honest, funny, caring, and lovable person. I have a great career, small family and adenturous lifetstyle. My belief and dependence of Christ as my personal Savior is a core factor in my daily life. I enjoy dancing, hiking, bicycling, camping, outdoor activities, people watching, board games, traveling (domestic and abroad), movies, museums, performing arts, body surfing and just having a chai tea latte while chatting with a friend.
I have had the experience now of IMing, emailing and personally speaking to plenty of men. My intentions are to meet and get to know an honest, respectful and caring man with a good sense of humor. It's not been fun getting to know someone and finding out he is a scammer from Nigeria :(. Thank God I'm a good listener and can figure that out in a short period of time.
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Date a soulmate from Upland, United States. I am a straight forward person and call them as I see them. I enjoy my family, work and hobbies and continue to develop myself. I am looking for someone that shares similar interests and values and would like to explore new places and adventures.

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