Date men and women from United States / California / Banta, 38 year old

Date a soulmate from Banta, United States. It's really Nobody business. match.com is to frinkin nosey. as page one said I am just checking out match .com... maybe to come across some old ass exfriends , that way I mock and point my finger and laugh . that would be great . but first i'll brb ... I need to smoke a joint and finding something to snack. maybe i come across a cutie and flirt with her ... or maybe bang her and her Friends. I do have money but its mine not yours. I own a house but you can't stay or live in it.. I have a nice car but you can drive it ... get you're own $hit ..women lib .. girl power right .Just like you chick .. i am looking for a queen or princess not a hag or a maid. I also karate chop ninja foo. i hate cooking so i don't eat. Loves running around the house butt ass naked. and I am naked all the time in my house ... when guest come by i put on socks to the guest for comfortable ....bring gifts like beer weed hawt ass girlfriends ... you come empty handed I will sick the dogs on you . love new born babies at hospitals that way you can mock mock the parents by saying the kid got some messed up gene . and then start laughing .... clowns and Russian fire fighters upset me. people in #rd world nations should not have military technology...... Asian circus clowns freak me the f&^%* out and african american should not be able to Square Dance or do the hookie pookie
fathers should not have to beat their childern ... mothers should be able to get free government passes to beat their child in public .. face it childern need a good ass lickin absolutely hate hungrian break dancing . and bolivian techo dubstep music. all illegal mexican should be able to come into the boarders of canada with no questions ... love it when racist christian . say get the F&^*% out of my country ... when its Gods earth to begin when .... I hate PETCO I just do ok

Meet people from Banta, United States. I'm recently divorced and hoping to find companionship. My job keeps me kind of busy, so it's difficult to meet new people. I'm pretty laid back and open to new experiences. I'm interested in traveling and seeing new places.