Date men and women from United States / Arkansas / Roland, 42 year old

Date someone special from Roland, United States. I just moved back to LR and am getting settled so I won't be active on Match for a few weeks. My "sales brochure" will be updated in the near future.
Factoids:
I'm 42, but I'm not old.
Intelligence and sweet, sarcastic humor are a turn-on.
I stay in good shape and value a woman that does.
I'm assertive but not domineering.
You'll never open your own door.
I'm not into PDAs but am VERY affectionate in private.
I believe in compromise.
Don't hand me a "honey-do" list and expect me to jump. Ask me nicely and I'll do my best to make you happy.
I love to hunt and fish. You're more than welcome to join me.
If, "I'm just being honest," is your excuse to be mean-spirited, I'll politely show you the door.
Astrology is BS. If you blame your bad behavior on masses of gas billions of light years away, you'll always use than as an excuse to never change.
If, "Real women have curves," is your excuse for being fat, we're going to have attraction problems.
I'll write more later. If you can see the humor in what I just wrote, we may have a lot of fun together. If you're offended, save your hate mail. I just saved us both valuable time.
As a sidenote, please delete the "My children are my number one priority," claim. We know. It's assumed.